#egg puns

[filipinofoodart]

Streesed food.

Art print: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/filipeanut/egg-and-kwek-kwek-pun-joke-street-food-wall-art/

Printable art: https://filipinofoodart.etsy.com/listing/4342387679

[kay9leo]

Sorrynotsorry for that Egg Pun Post Y'all saw earlier from me! XD

[legolassweatyarmpits]

my family dyed eggs yesterday. I got creative.

Top is a Bubba egg and it says "teggsas chainsaw massacre" and bottom is pinhead and it says "heggraiser 'he'll tear your yolk apart!'"

[ask-spamton-g-spamton]

Gotta say, this was an EGGcelent way to spend my time~

[ask-charliemorningstar]

Oh is it my turn, dear? Right.

My little eggies once had quite the ordeal with some poachers. The enemy wouldn't omelet up. But my little minions wouldn't let it be over easy, and really scrambled them! -🎩🐍 @ask-pentious

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Sunshine: *Gasp* The Abbey is built on an ancient corn burial ground! We run the risk of ghost chickens coming to claim it! We could be infested with poultrygiests!

Cumulus: We’ll need an eggxorcist to send them back to Shell then.

Swiss: Cluck you guys and your chicken puns.

Rain: Come on, even I cluckled a little.

[ramyeonpng]

I once held in my hands a beautiful egg, it fell - not the ground! - I heard myself beg, but all I heard was crash! snot and yolk, splash! some albumen clinging off of my leg.

#poetry

[ruthytwoshakes]

HEY I RECOMMEND THAT YOU EAT A EGG RIGHT NOW

THEY ARE THE NUMBER ONE THING,, OF ALL. TIME.

DID YOU KNOW THAT EGGS SOMETIMES HAVE LITTLE TINY ANIMALS IN THEM ??????????????????? THATS FUCKING CRAZY !!!!!!

A CHICKEN EGG SHELL HAS ABOUT 7000 PORES

THE WORD YOLK MEANS YELLOW

THE GOLDCREST BIRD LAYS THE SMALLEST EGGS

WOW THOSE WERE SOME EGGCELLENT EGG FACTS, JUST,,,,,,, EGGSTRODINARY,,,

COME BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE. EGGTASTIC EGG FACTS.