ugh achilles would probably be so grossly in love once him and patroclus finally got together he’d hold his hand every where they went and always introduce him as his boyfriend then go on and on about all the amazing things he does like “did you know he’s in his 2nd year of medical school” and “he’s a published author” (“achilles that was a poem i wrote in 10th grade”) and achilles would take a bajillion selfies with him and their cheeks squished together and giving patroclus kisses and send him cheesy text messages all the time even when they’re in the same room















