hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
slides nasa $10 so, tell me about the aliens
Slides the aliens $20 so, tell me about NASA
aliens slide nasa $50 so, Shh
NASA(crying): we finally have enough money for rockets
Reblog this if you've ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress
I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers
She should have a statue. Not those confederate MFs.
This is science.
i love bread and i dont care what happens to me because of it
This is actually kinda creepy like y'all is cousins
Wow everybody got a twin
We all are technically 12th cousins so
Okay but some of these people could make some serious scammer money
So my mom told me a story...
Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.
Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.
So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.
So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that’s like… 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.
That’s approximately 835 loaves of banana bread.
Now
Skip ahead a few years…
and they’re all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad’s bread and their mom comes in, “I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”
“What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!”
This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.
My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.
I just told my mom this had 1000 notes on it and let me tell you what
She had two responses.
1. Tell them about the mac n cheese
2. Tell me when it hits a million
mOM.
WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE MAC N CHEESE
I need to know about the mac n cheese
guys we need 1mil
Take this with you
to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this
So my great aunt went to summer camp with Donald Trump and apparently they used to call him frumpy trumpy
Reblog to protect your blog from the Frumpy Trumpy
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO
I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny
Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!
I hate you all
gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.
How to make a story better: add dragons
How to make it even better: Add dragons you don’t have to kill.
You’re promoted
Best Idea, make the dragon the protagonist.
The prodragonist
Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.
Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my god
NOOOOOOO
they all gasped like OHHH
IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE
Having a bad day? push play, and within six seconds all you will feel is tears of laughter streaming down your face and the stomach cramps of laughing too hard.
This is one of the finest things ever captured on film.
I’m so happy this is back
Pingu is real
me out with friends
Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump