[agathasc0ven]

these images of sandra oh in the 90's/early 00's live in my mind rent free

hey god it's me again

[linda-belcher]

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[wildernesswitchery-deactivated2]

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

[yiffmaster]

kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive 

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I never actually watched High School Musical, but I don’t think it’s anything like that. O_o

[yiffmaster]

do you think i would lie about high school musical for notes

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

dont cry because it happened, smile because its over

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

[courtdraws]

your friendly neighborhood window watcher!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eschatologica-anthophilya-deact]

[egberts]

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[debkorvelus]

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

[nutsacktorturer]

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kaviiinsky]

[jonstarks]

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

[wizardlyghost]

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

[lubricates]

same

[splitjawjanitor]

I mean…

She would know.

[garmbreak1]

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

the state of emergency was that barbie wasn’t gonna be president anymore 

[thatwetshirt]

[headeyy-deactivated20190602]

cherry lips, crystal skies, i could show you incredible memes

[rainbow-femme]

[badjokesbyjeff]

What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

[garbageb0y-stinkman]

change your fucking url jeff