aw shit here we go again

mod turtle is in a state of disbelief and distress. please be kind to them.  mod mouse is in a state of eternal confusion. please do not clarify anything, it will not help.  dean is in a state of Ow.

[superlockatrocity]

“BUGS” LIVEWATCH OVERALL THOUGHTS

i’m still upset that they just took the bones.

[superlockatrocity]

SUPERNATURAL S1EP8 “BUGS” LIVEWATCH

bugs. fuck : )))

i saw the tree and went “it’s the house on hilltop road” i don’t know why

on the one hand; dude, back away from the rumbling. on the other hand; yeah i would not be genre-savvy enough to know to get out of there either so. we can’t all be joshua gillespie

holy fuck that hole is deep. anyway i hate this bit so how you all been? i’ve been trying to get an appointment to get my blood drawn. hasn’t been going as well as i’d like, but eh. wait hold up his name is dustin? that’s . . . that sounds like a horrible name.

sam you bad boy poster. how comfy can the lid of that trunk be?

on the one hand, i feel like sam’s being kinda judgey about things like pool hustling and such. on the other, he has a Very Good point about their childhoods being fucked up. john winchester can suck my dick

:||| mmmm i am uncomfortable that they are impersonating a dead man’s relatives. like obviously he’s fictional but it still feels really Eugh Why Would You Do That

he got et by angry bugs that’s what happened to him

NO WHY WOULD YOU GO DOWN THERE FHUWIGBRGW I MEAN I GET IT BUT WOW I HATE IT

listen sam the majority of your money comes from dean’s gambling and the credit card scams. even if you’re not part of the town, turning down free food is the dumbest thing ever and dean has the right idea here. quit bein’ so judgemental

1. ghuwrighwi dean you edgelord 2. aaaand under the comedy of dean’s edgy tendencies, there is the horror of john’s A+ Parenting : ))

wow i hate that. possibly well-meaning “inclusion” of lgbtq+ stuff, but Wow I Hate That why the fuck is this guy’s first thought that they’re a couple????

THEY DID IT AGAIN!!! EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

. . . . is this guy just. afraid of bugs? i mean i’d get it if he was, but christicles dude that’s no reason to treat your son like a pariah just ‘cause he likes something you don’t. also more evidence of john’s A+ Parenting and sam and dean’s trauma! whoohoo : )

sam’s driving????

who the fuck is playing brass outside

wait i just read the description of the episode. whoever the MotW is, they’re 100% justified i don’t care what the white guy’s reasoning for developing the land is i rest my case.

it seems very rainy there i don’t think i’d like it much. hmm.

did her shower door not slide open? like i get adrenaline does weird things to you but it would presumably have to slide in order for her to get in and out of the shower, right? why do they never wear glo ― those are plastic spiders. they’re plastic.

hhhhahahahaha i hate those squelching noises. Oh That’s A Skull. Oh that’s Multiple Skulls. how many people were in that mound? and Why the fuck did you disturb it??? go put ‘em back!!!

you know what sam SHOULDN’T respect john. he was a shit dad to both of you, even if it was in different ways. sometimes your parents will fail you; right now, it seems pretty clear that matthew’s dad (at least, if not his mom as well) is failing him.

whj??? what are they playing this heartwarming music for??

put the bones fuckin’ BACK. assholes.

so i can’t say anything about the supposed native american chief’s curse, because i’m not native american and i don’t think i’m informed enough to have any meaningful opinion on it. . . . . . but i really don’t care about the people of oasis plains. partially ‘cause they’re fictional, and partially because the only people we’ve seen were like two seconds of larry’s wife, the realtor lady, larry (who kinda sucks let’s be real here), and matthew. even if matthew’s okay, i just don’t care enough about everybody else to ― well ― care.

matthew you’re fucked sweetpea : ) WHADSAHFUIEWBGW NO WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THE HOLE ― ROACHES!! ROACHES!! FUCK NO!!

. . . . . . hey, if the chief was like “no white men ever again” does that mean if POC started building there nothing would happen? i mean this is supernatural, so there’s no way that would happen, but the thought still occurred to me.

so. like. what’s happening to everybody else in oasis plains? or did i miss something where larry’s family is the only one there?

K, SUN’S OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT AND DEMOLISH THE PLACE

w. wait, how did this fix matthew and larry’s relationship?? hello? oh okay matthew’s also entomophobic now. got it. i mean, it is absolutely fair for matthew to be weirded out by bugs having just been attacked by them all night long, but that’s still like. a superficial fix in his relationship with his dad.

. . . k, i don’t appreciate that buzzing in my ear. very much did not like that. anyway, on to the overall thoughts and the next episode!

[superlockatrocity]

hi we’re not dead

is mod mouse! we went on an impromptu hiatus because turtle doesn’t have access to netflix, and the device we were watching on (my phone) died :’) however! i now have a new phone, which means i can keep going! i asked turtle if they wanted to resume with me/if they minded if i watched without them, and they said i could go ahead. so off we go! where the fuck did we stop watching

[superlockatrocity]

“HOOK MAN” LIVEWATCH OVERALL THOUGHTS

look. my sibling hasn’t worked with silver yet, but given the metals that they have worked with ― there is no way that necklace got melted down in the however little seconds they had. i know it was little, but being the sibling of an apprentice blacksmith, i cannot suspend my disbelief for this. sorry.

anyway dOn’T dO sEx BeFoRe MaRrIaGe KiDs

[superlockatrocity]

Sorority girls and some good ol' fashioned body shaming! What an opener. Oh ho and we're gonna smoo- oh no interrupting phone call. How rude. Back to smooch! Aaaaaand his hand is wandering. Sir. Mister sandman, sand me a man, make him the cutest, man car door hook hand- And this is why we don't make out in the car in the middle of nowhere! Is...it a ghost? Invisible hook maaaaaan ooooo spooky. Rich here'd ya go? This girl has no brains. START THE TRUCK AND DRIVE AWAY. Don't just hang out there while-- aaaand she got out of the car. Is she actually gonna just stand there and scream??? Ma'am. ...Is this kid using house paint to paint himself purple? Bro no that's bad for your skin. DON'T SLAM DOORS IN A CHURCH YOU NEANDERTHALS, religious or not that's just bad manners. Especially during a service. C'mon. Sam. Stop. Lying. Holy crap son you're so full of lies. A regular Bag of Holding just chock full of lies. Oooo, murderous priest ghost. Fun fun! Overprotective dad alert, let her have fun dude. She's a wholeass adult smh. Lori if your friend is snoring she's definitely not awake. Also, learn to whisper and close the door??? Y'know, you'd think they might learn not to walk around with their weapons all out for the world to see. That's how you get ARRESTED. Uh ohhhhh your friend ded,, and right there in the bed next to you too. Ma'am. "AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T TURN ON THE LIGHT?" Yeah she uhhh probably is. Yep. No one sees these two large men 'sneaking' around with all the grace of a newborn giraffe? Yeah uh huh okay. Eww what is this music. Thumpy and distorted and obnoxious. Oooo Dean found the unmarked grave in RECORD TIME. Go Dean go. And SAM don't stand in the street oh my god. HI HOOK MAN holy shit that was sudden. Broke into a church??? Really??? GUYS. C'mon. Not cool. I know it's necessary to defeat the hookman but. Poof, out go the candles. Here comes the ghostie. Can uh....can a fire melt silver. Like just a garden variety fire in a furnace. Because it ain't a forge. Aside, we checked and it can't. BUT OKAY. Suspending reality a bit because if we don't we'll pick this show apart to the subatomic level and have no fun in the process.

[superlockatrocity]

SUPERNATURAL S1EP7 “HOOK MAN” LIVEWATCH

“there’s a hot chick buried somewhere in there” :||||||||||||||||

they’re gonna die. i’m focusing on the fact that they’re gonna die in order to ignore the gross making out in front of me. and also the fact that he’s trying to pressure her into sex. START DRIVING AWAY. why would you get out of the car???? lori do you have the key ― WHY AREN’T YOU DRIVING AWAY. NO WHY WOULD YOU ALSO GET OUT OF THE CAR

hhhhhhh this is awkward. why are you painting yourself purple? man why can’t this fraternity be like the one that got that girl her keys back . . . .

ahhh, research. my least favorite part of school

immediately i dislike this ghostie. immediately i dislike this father’s attitude towards drugs and fraternity/sorority socializing. why didn’t she close the door????

sam unless you two are about to commit inc*st i doubt the ghostie is gonna show up why did i bring up that thing

cloSE THE DOOR. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO THE FUCK SLEEPS WITH THEIR DOOR OPEN?????????

ah. that’s a puddle of blood. why is it the black girl who died :|

two very large men sneaking around an all-girls dorm room with a Very Recent crime scene. this isn’t suspicious at all. dean has Very Good Taste I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About

i don’t like this music At All

saam no, no, don’t do that in the middle of the street! oh my gods

ohshe’ssummoningthehookmanspirit

sam??? why??? are you letting her kiss you?

feqhugir you two are such fuckin’ dorks

that fire is gonna do jackshit, i hope y’all know. you need a forge to melt down metal, not a common hearth fire. also you’re gonna get caught.

oh she boutta die if they don’t get that silver melted down

“don’t worry we’re leaving town” pffff

[superlockatrocity]

“SKIN” LIVEWATCH OVERALL THOUGHTS

uuuuuhhhhhhh does anyone know why people think the shifter in this episode was a sk*nw*lker? or was that just us being dum-dums? was there something we missed? like i looked it up and apparently they’re mentioned in the episode, but i don’t remember that happening, so . . . . ??

anyway uh. icky title, not very memorable episode, on to the next one

[superlockatrocity]

Back again, hi! So we open up with somebody getting rescued and Dean apparently getting arrested? Hoo boy. Turtle's Baby love-fest related aside, I find it neat that the gas cap is under the license plate. :D.That car is so damn cool. I'd sell a kidney to have one and I don't even drive. Dean, let Sam have friends and a life. Don't be jelly just because YOU don't have any. "In a job like this you can't get close to people", tell that to later season-you, ya big baby. Dean learn to drive that car I swear. Does Sam ever take that Carhartt off? "DEAN'S A COP". Sam. *Sam*. Please. That's some mighty sad fruit on that table. Very deflated. Almost distracts from the blood splattered all over the place. There's also a very pissed off dog that needs to stop barking oh my god. ...what're they gonna do, interrogate the dog? Okay spooky shiny eyes guy. ...this big ol' house sure is quiet- OH HE'S GOT A BAT. This beast of the week is a bit of an asshole ain't it, got some poor guy arrested and beat up his wife. Then some guy's girlfriend? Y'know, I admire how clean the sewers are in things like this. Like somebody...oh. Nope, nah, I take that back. Pile of goop and slime on the ground no thanks. Sam gets called out for lying, is shocked that people don't like being lied to. That's how things work my dear, people don't tend to like that. Nobody notices the 6foot + men climbing out of a manhole? Seems legit and in no way like total bullshit. Ooooo Dean got shiny eyes now. Hello monster face. Sam pls be a little more observant maybe you won't get your big ass caught next time. Dean ya vain bastard. Oh is the monster gonna be philosophical? Inchresting. That doesn't happen often. He's...being soft. H u h. 'What, like a Vulcan mind-meld?' DEAN'S A NERD Ohhh okay this explains the cold open, shape shifter dude was about to get his ass shot. UGHHH THE SQUISHY WET NOISES AS IT'S SHEDDING THE MEAT SUIT AAGGHHHHHH Ooop those cop cars were hidden really well, off to the slammer for you Sammy. At least overnight. I'm trying so hard not to think about the smell in the sewer because uhhhh ew. Gag. "I'll sure be sorry to lose this skin, your brother's got a lotta good qualities." Mouse, with no hesitation and with a straight face: "He's got a big 🍆?" Okay so all seems to be well, and at least Sam has one friend he can be honest with now. Dean makes a snappy remark about wanting to see his own funeral, roll credits.

[superlockatrocity]

SUPERNATURAL S1EP6 “SKIN” LIVEWATCH

yeah, dean, sam has a life. why wouldn’t he talk to his friends?

   . . . wait does he talk to his friends beyond this point

“yeah, that’s called lying” n. not,,,,really?

“i know zach, he’s no killer” isn’t that like. one of The most common excuses made?

Jesus that house is HUGE. how fuckin’ rich are you? also how much salt n’ pepper d’you want

nooo sam why would you choose police officer as your cover Q_Q dean you’re an officer of bullshit s’what you are

. . . y’know, i think that’s the first time i’ve seen dean look actively uncomfortable around a woman. also no, this Definitely Isn’t Your Kind Of Problem

becky is just a few feet away in the kitchen wouldn’t she at least hear their voices?

oh-oh dude’s boutta die.    uh . . . are they both boutta die? why the fuck didn’t he finish untying her?

that is WAY too bright to be five fuckin’ thirty. it isn’t even that bright in the summertime

“dark doubles” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

ew ew ew ew ew eW EW EW EW EW EW

and that is why you do not impersonate police officers. aside from the whole acab thing.

GHRUWIGHRWG DEAN JUST FUCKIN WENT WE’RE NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS

if it’s lived here for a while, that brings up the question of why it’s ramping up its speed in murdering errbody. also why did no one notice two big men climbing out of a sewer hole. Uh Oh dean got snitcheded

if you are suspicious theN WHY DID YOU TOSS HIM THE KEYS

oh that’s a rope around his neck

oh no becky boutta die. also where is proper dean? oh hi there he is. becky that was rude ― why is shifter-dean so serious

BANG there go the door thing

beastie why ― ok. if the beastie just wants someone to love him, then why is he killing all these people??? that. that is entirely counterproductive. also does no one hear her screaming? or is that why the police were there in the beginning of the episode

what is this music choice. why is the beastie strippin ― EW oh geez that looks fuckin painful

sam. sam give him your coat so he can hide his head. DEAN Y’DUMBASS YOU JINXED IT

ooaaaaah becky be there in the sewer das bad. why did the shifter turn back int ― oh okay that’s why. thanks for explaining.

i mean you are gonna die Quite a few times over the course of this series, so. don’t worry i think you’ll get to see your own funeral at some point.

[superlockatrocity]

SUPERNATURAL “BLOODY MARY” OVERALL THOUGHTS:

so the thing that stuck out to me this episode was their handling of ― well. refer to my sighing in the post below.

charlie, in some unspecified period of time before canon, is dating a boy who frightens her. because he frightens her, she wants to leave their relationship; good choice. however, when she tells him that she’s leaving, he gives her an ultimatum: “stay or i’ll kill myself”. she doesn’t think he’s being serious and leaves. he is presumably found dead the next day.    now, both dean and sam point out that charlie was not responsible for her ex-boyfriend killing himself ― but the episode itself doesn’t really do much to “absolve” charlie of the supposed blame. and that . . . doesn’t sit well with me.

being the sole person responsible for keeping someone else from committing suicide is frightening and unfair and needs to be treated with far more respect and care than it was here. telling someone you’re going to commit suicide if they don’t do X action is not fair, and i wish so fucking much that charlie’s ex-boyfriend had both been more strongly condemned for what he put on charlie and given the help he needed if he was contemplating suicide in the first place.

[superlockatrocity]

We open to some kids playing fun sleepover games and they wanna play Bloody Mary. This can only end horribly given this show's track record. Spooky dark bathroom and a flickering candle for Ambiance™ and shitty friends for Aesthetic™. Oop shit mirror's haunted now. Mister dad is having a bad time methinks...oop yep that's blood. That girl has a scream on her good god. Sammy's having Nightmares again!! At least Dean woke him up this time. Bribery works wonders! Don't follow Sammy's example kids. There was so much blood on that floor I expected the dude to be half liquefied on that table...aaaand more bribery. Sam. Stoppit. Time to bother more traumatized kids! Younger sis thinks she made bloody mary murder their dad,, well. She ain't all wrong. Dean what was that duckface jesus christ. 🦆 "You know who" Guys, this ain't Voldemort. Calm down. Wasn't Bloody Mary in reference to uhhh y'know. Mary I, Bloody Mary? Like. Where did they come up with the mutilated bride/witch/died in front of a mirror stories? Was this cooked up by the writers or are these actual 'origin stories' for the legend? (Feel free to inform us, o' Faithful Readers and Witnesses to our Descent into Madness.) Ahahaa all the microfilm machines are all busted. Have fun boys. Why is this girl talking on her phone while driving, STOP. Wow she has a shitty friend. Good thing that friend has a short shelf life starting now. Aaaand goodbye blondie. "S-She said it!!" Did she say Voldemort. Did she. Also! Can someone explain to me why Mary there works on the same principle as Beetlejuice. Say his name three times and he shows up, that whole deal. Spooky name on the back of a mirror, oooooo. And it's lots of names on lots of mirrors! The plot thickens. (Mouse and I took a research break that nearly migrated into discussion of the Hapsburg inbreeding, fun times!) I like how they found an ex detective who conveniently has all the info they need. Thank you, helpful detective man. Woooow girl you're stupid. Your friend tries to help and you basically just spit right in her face. Hilarious. My god they have some top notch scream queens in this show. Ahaahahahhahaha flip phone with an antenna, this show just dated the hell out of itself. Tragic backstory time for the friend, scary boyfriend edition! He threatened to hurt himself if she left, she did and he did it and she blames herself. Love that for this show. Ugh. At least they didn't go for guilt tripping the girl. Dean's pulling over for a Talk™. Sammy honey, don't blame yourself. There's nothing you could've done, dude. Oh ho, Sammy's got Secrets™. Sam looks like he's approaching the Mirror of Erised hoping for a glimpse into his deepest desires. Would he see a happy childhood? A happy boring adult life where he gets married and has a couple kids? Who can say. Oop, guilty and bleeding from the eyes. Bitch get your creepy Ring Girl ass back in that mirror before I stomp it oh my god. Oh-ho, a tweest! Guilted herself into a...goopy puddle of blood. Horrible, thanks! Who's gonna mop her up? There's Jessica standing on the corner. Aaaaaand she's gone with a whisper of Ghostly Breath. Funky shit funky shit.

[superlockatrocity]

SUPERNATURAL S1EP5 “BLOODY MARY”

oh we’re opening on a sleepover with truth or dare. is making out with boys really what twelve year old girls care about? also i thought you couldn’t change your Truth or Dare once you’ve said which it is. also also, why do you girls have so many lit candles??? could. could someone maybe blow out a few of those that’s a fire hazard and i am Uncomfy.

. . . . . spooky girl in the mirrors. mr. dad’s gon die

side note; how come no one ever says bloody mary as fast as they can in these things? like, why is it always “bloody mary” *dramatic pause and repeat*

oh hi that’s blood. damn gurl y’got some lungs on yeh

Nightmares! sam you should get someone to hypnotize you to sleep without dreams.

“look man ― no.” snert

WHY ARE YOU BRIBING HIM

speaking of whys, why does this morgue dude look like he’s giving out the latest juicy gossip? like, leaning in conspiratorially and everythi ― ahfgiuoewhgiw goddamn this guy is so easily bribed

this is a fuNERAL WHY AREN’T YOU DRESSED APPROPRIATELY. rude asses. aaand now you’re snooping through the house. you’re lucky what’s her face takes your half-explanation at face value

ghrwoighirw bloody mary is voldemort. also i always thought the bloody mary legend was a reference to the queen and how so many people died during her reign? just . . . weird discrepency here, that the version i know isn’t mentioned here. (because obviously all the things i know should be in every TV show)

jill, honey, you’re a doomed dumbass and i hope you rest in peace.

that’s a very angry-looking reflection innit

oh look issa nightmare again. i mean . . . at least he’s sleeping?

so . . . would mary go after someone who had been involved in a death but was unaware of it? or does she only go after people who are secretly convinced it was their fault and don’t want anyone else to know? just ― weird beastie.

i mean. technically, donna said it four times.

i wonder how long that freakout’s gonna follow charlie for . . . or if she’s ever gonna try and explain what was going on with her then.

*my longest disappointed sigh about the handling of suicide and victim blaming in media and especially media in the early 2000s ever*

i think this is one of the most haphazardly organized stores i’ve ever seen. how the fuck does anyone find anything in this place?

jesus, sam, just say it three times and get it over with. christicles.

do. do the police officers not hear the glass smashing inside? or are they too far away to hear it? also ugh, wow that looks gross and painful. DOES NO ONE SEE DEAN PUNCH OUT THE POLICEMEN? i mean, like, acab, so who gives a shit. but seriously, does no one notice?

ooooh. whatever this episode’s faults may be, i really like mary coming out of her mirror ― god damn that is some cool editing. also, good on you, dean! quick thinking for the win :D oh bejeezus that’s a helluva lot deeper of a voice than i expected for mary

and now, skediddly ‘fore anyone shows up to see the damage done to the mirrors!

“so what was that secret you had, anyway” “nooo, i have to be coy for a future plot point!”

whj ― jessica??? wa’s your ghost doing here? uh, ok, bye i guess . . .

[superlockatrocity]

SUPERNATURAL “PHANTOM TRAVELER” OVERALL THOUGHTS:

i have none. no thoughts, head empty, self tired.    ok but in all honesty, i did like dean being afraid of plane rides; as with the previous episode, it makes him more of a person as opposed to just a loose collection of Straight Macho Man character traits. also we got more moments with sam and dean being lil shits to each other! that was fun, i liked it :D

while i get that one-off characters are that for a reason, i do wish amanda and/or jerry would come back some other episode. it’d be nice to see them again. and, speaking of jerry, it was really cool to see that yeah! hunting these monsters does have a postive affect on people! we’ve never met him before, but john and dean have, and he definitely remembers the help they gave him ― this is proof that, in the long run, being a hunter is worth it.    . . . of course, it’d be more impactful evidence if we got more characters like jerry, but i’ll take what i can get.

anyway, that was episode four ― i don’t know if we’ll do ep5, because like i said above, i’m really tired! also i still gotta do the dishes before i go to bed, so there’s that. in any case, whenever we watch next, we’ll see you then. so long!

―mod mouse

[superlockatrocity]

SUPERNATURAL S1EP4 “PHANTOM TRAVELER”

“hawaiian music plays” aww how nice! the brothers are on vacation in the tropics ― oh. it’s an airport. okay, then they’re going on vacation! no? just this random upset dude getting possessed by black sand? alright. cool. also i wonder if the dude who went “what are the odds of dying in a plane ride” was in cahoots with the black sand

ghrwioghwr this plane attendant lady’s reaction to his eyes going black is the best ― just like, “. . . . . k.”

black sand you have horrible taste in puns.

aaaaand the plane is going down down down. wheeeeeee! i don’t think anyone is enjoying this ride.

“you can’t bring it home like that” you know, assuming you have a home to bring it back to in the first place. also, sam, take a goddAMN NAP.

“i'm . . . taking some time off.” does ― does sam ever actually go back to college and finish his degree? does he ever even show any interest in doing so after the whole jess subplot is tied up?

“i don’t have that kind of clearance” “no prob, man, i’ll just have impersonate members of the government!”

i’ve seen a few clips of later seasons so compared to those, like. dean and sam are dressed so fucking unprofessionally bejeesus.

“what are you, nuts?” this coming from the dude who thought he saw a man with blackened eyes rip off the emergency exit door one-handed. i mean, he actually did see it, but still. the pot and the kettle are a tad too close in shade for him to be throwing any rocks. i’m mixing up my metaphors here, i think

eyy! they’re dressed professionally now! aw, dean, it’s okay, your disguises will get more sophisticated later :) i mean you won’t like those any better either but you don’t need to know that

woog dassa wreckeded plane innit

hey! don’t bash on the home made emf emitter! dean was smart enough to make it himself, i think that’s really ― GHRUIWGRW HE USES SAM TO WIPE THE STUFF OF HIS HAND

woop! time to power-waddle ― er, sorry ― run out of there!

ahh i feel sorry for this man. especially considering he ALSO gets possessed by the black sand!

i ― *sigh* goddamn remember when demonic possession was an entirely new thing in this show? and the battle between heaven and hell and all their separate minions wasn’t a central conflict?

sir you CAN’T USE THE SAME BAD PUN TWICE

ahhh, that age-old habit of wishing and/or knowing your parent/s must have the answers to everything . . . too bad john ain’t there to let them know if he does or not

hhhh i hate this next bit :| lalalalalalalalalalalalala i’m not listening

whggrhwiog dean sweetie you’re doing great just close your eyes and hold on tight (although, honestly? i don’t really blame him for his dislike of the takeoff; i always hated that part the most)

“someone in emotional distress” so, like . . . . dean?

ghruwighuwr sam, sam, quit motherhenning

“don’t mind me . . . . . just putting my beats near your heads . . . . nothing out of the ordinary here . . . .”

i know saying the name of god in latin makes demons flinch, but it just basically looked like he got the heebie-jeebies asfanfkwrnglirwhgl

does. does no one else hear this? also why does he say “i know what happened to your girlfriend” only to then follow it up with “she must have died screaming” as if to imply he doesn’t actually know what happened to her?

very convenient that sam managed to find the right page while the plane’s going down.

i like amanda! i am adopting her in my fics.

“we’ll see you around jerry” and then he’s never mentioned again . . . . i’m gonna adopt him into my fics, too.

egads! we’ve got out first clue about papa winchester’s whereabouts! . . . uh, kinda. cue the rock music!

[superlockatrocity]

Mod turtleeeeeee We open on a lovely beach scene that... apparently is a backdrop in an airport. Funzies. What's the beastie of the week this time 'round? This man looks two seconds away from a massive coronary...what's that smoky shit, somebody didn't change the air filters. OH BOY IS IT THE FIRST DEMON???? This mod is excited :) Dude actin' weird as hell on the plane-- wait dude no that's the- oh okay byeeeeee. Plane go down the hoooole. What an opening. Sleepy Dean cute okay. Even tho he does sleep with a huge knife under his pillow. Sammy needs to rest, but I do understand the nightmares he's been having. Poor thing. Oooh spooky airplane recording. And a loudass monster noise jesus fucking hell. Haha, hell. :) And we're forging IDs again. For homeland security. That can't possibly go wrong. This is shaping up to be a Final Destination-style romp without literal Death being on their tails. Dean, don't badger a patient in a mental hospital. Not cool my guy. At least Sam is being nice about it but y'all...have some tact. Dean: 'Ma'am was your husband secretly a body builder capable of opening a door with two tons of pressure on it?'

Wife: 'He had acid reflux :)" HAHA dorks in monkey suits. Also, very fucking good music. 10/10. God when they said wreckage they weren't kidding, there's barely anything left of the plane. Dean made a lil EMF meter out of a walkman and Sam isn't amused, don't diss him he made it all by himself. :( Uh ohhhhh actual homeland security showed up, better book it boys! Ahh, return of the black smoke! Sammy called it, demon time. I trust his judgment. Does this demon have an affinity for that one incredibly shitty pun orrrrr. He really needs to up his pun game. Eeee the music! Let's go to Nazareth to find sign of a demon! Dean was right, that's very ironic. Speed limits? Who neeeeeds em, we got places to be and beasties to catch! Amanda pls the plane is a Bad idea. Listen to the himbo. Dean's afraid of planes :( This is probably his least favorite hunt. He's all pouty about it ahhhh. Sam hold his hand for fuck's sake. Brotherly Bickering!!! This time over latin, very fun. I love that he mumbled the Cristo the first time and it sounded like crisco. Enunciate dear. Sammy explains exorcisms, educational! FOUND THE DEMON, maybe the crappy Walkman EMF reader isn't so dumb after all huh? Yeah okay I wouldn't trust a pair of panicked looking scruffy white boys either, fair enough. Ooo, dramatic exorcism. Love that for them. Too bad they're uhhh not doing so hot. Oop there goes the demon and right into the fucking vent. Boys. Close the vents next time yeah? Dean is screaming like a horror movie scream queen, kinda dig him being scared for once. Gives him a little humanity. It does look like he just pooped his pants though. You're a good man, Jerry. Stay alive buddy. The fact that John has fucked off to god knows where and left Dean in charge of their whole hunting operation doesn't sit well with me! Inattentive father of the year award goes to you, sir!

[capstellium]

the wikipedia page for queerbaiting is actually sending me right now

[superlockatrocity]

SUPERNATURAL DEAD IN THE WATER OVERALL THOUGHTS:

the things that stuck out to me the most this episode were the first hints that dean actually is good around kids, or at least that he is to a certain extent/he can be. this is not because it means i can make children adopt dean in my fanfiction, i don’t know what you’re talking about ― no, this is because we now have more characterization for dean aside from “rough and tumble macho hunter dude who thinks with his dick all the time”. i mean, obviously those other things still hold true, but isn’t it lovely to see the duality of man? :D

. . . . . yeah that’s kind of it. anyway bye!