Pineapple Trashcan with a Hint of Space Aesthetic

Florida, 26, she/they, bisexual.

[victorpaisley]

I passed by a thrift store the other day with a quietly Scooby-Doo themed display for Halloween:

[64mpg-deactivated20231214]

oversharing on facebook is crazy but oversharing on tumblr is correct and proper

[some-pers0n]

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

[some-pers0n]

This is now being tagged with fandom characters and blorbos. We've won

[daily-spooky]

[softservewidow]

POV grandpa is rich, but at least he isj one rich guy who does something fun with it

[spikespiegell]

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

[mintymankey]

[quazies]

Happy Birthday to the King! (Don't laugh, he's already embarrassed!)

[unrealunearths]

jot that down

[one-time-i-dreamt]

One time when I was like 5, I dreamt that baby Cliffords were chasing me. I screamed very loudly but nobody was there, everyone just magically disappeared. It was just me and these tiny red dogs barking at me. I was so fucking scared for the dumbest reason.

[riverlarking]

sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going

[bundibird]

I highly recommend doing the same thing in life.

[faggotri]

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

[apofid-puffleburry]

obsessed

[lost-wandering-historian]

I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."

I miss having that class

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[lesbiandomesticity]

you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

[pinkdolphin12]

op are you okay

[lesbiandomesticity]

yes im married to her now

[taraljc]

this is the kind of quality content I expect from the internet

[blessyouhawkeye]

[kagrenacs]

[ts-lizziesiddall]

literally my exact thoughts lmaooooo

[venonomnomicon]

from their website

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[greelin]

“$20 an hour is nothing these days” you gguys are getting. 20? $? dollars? twenty of them ? Tw

[greelin]

[valtsv]

can't get over the phrasing of this actually

[valtsv]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now