Antique Shops, But Only If They're Classy

[lightsalott]

“COME THRUUUUU DADDY YASSSS”

[jockinthegym]

….cardio 😆

[supernovachap]

May have done something similar with my windows down once…

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

zoey did the absolute most

[thathottbod]

[supernovachap]

Can I cuddle with you, kind sir?

[locksterx]

[gayteenhipster]

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

We need porn to be more like this

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

Yes I’m aware this is porn but like damn , this is so sweet my pancreas is shaking.

[gayartplus]

Halloween is in a few weeks so this blog will be posting photos that might inspire a costume idea for you. Remember – less really is more. If you can’t be naked, be as naked as possible.

To see all of this series (as much as has been posted) go here : https://gayartplus.tumblr.com/tagged/halloween

Once again my blog celebrates the nudist/exhibitionist lifestyle, showcases gay art, plays with politics and enjoys humor plus a healthy serving of good old fashioned porn. Please follow me : https://gayartplus.tumblr.com

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[goth-queen]

[frontmansdefender]

[gnar-slabdash]

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

[slimmeetsdebu]

[fhabhotdamncobs]

W♂♂F     (WARNING!   No “Pretty Boys” here.)

[theconcealedweapon]

Yet again, more proof that capitalism was never about "freedom" or "small government".

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

More proof that capitalism was never "freedom" or "small government".

[randomfotos]

[memewhore]

[bothoutsiders]

nobody is going to change my mind that if jason todd was real and he were killing ceos and stuff, batman and the others would be pissed and would know it was him who did it (because you know, they know how big and strong he is and how he looks hiding in a hoodie and mask) and then the world would celebrate his kills, and if they knew his name, they would claim him a hero and a legend and then batman would be like wtf no, citizens, this is not the way!!! no killing!!! but old batman does not know that his ways are from the past, and the ppl in power are not where they should be, they are taking and destroying everything, and they need to feel fear to be pushed back to where they belong, and your time is fucking up, batman. this is our time.

[theconcealedweapon]

This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[koko-blueturtle]

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.