*~Throwaway~*

Don't mind me!! Nothing to see here xpp

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[charl0ttan]

god said that i will be born into an era of interesting times which can only mean that i will be born into an era of human history where nothing of note happens at all😋😁

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[sonic-pja]

[thememedaddy]

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[charl0ttan]

poison wine is something of a delicacy for kings. kings are always having poisoned wine to drink. poisoned wine is all the rage in the kingdom. they all love my ass in the throne room because I'm poisoned wine.

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

[yoyo0109]

GOOD NIGHT~

[twitchytyrant]

[thetriumphofpostmodernism]

Clamshell inside-outside pool designed by Nick Powell of Craig Bragdy Designs

[bearie]

wanted it too badly award

[bearie]

many people in the tags making this about their aspirations and school and stuff but you should know this is about me trying to get laid and it will always be about me trying to get laid

[sacred-portal]

[escuerzoresucitado]

Where are you sitting?

waterfowl

birds of prey

songbirds

shorebirds

corvids

Voting ended onJun 3, 2025

[kokkinh-selhnh]

[charl0ttan]

scary how to have good odds of finding someone who meshes really well with you there needs to be an unknowably large number of other people across so much time and distance who you would necessarily get along with even better but who you will never meet