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the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

nudityandnerdery

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

madfishmonger

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

wertfi-penguin

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

geekyhistoriansunite

tonsimonsi

Need some fables AESOP

innerchildabortionclinic

every time I tell a child "btw you don't have to be touched by anyone. you can say you don't like that" I feel so happy. I told this to a girl today after another kid tickled her. if I didn't tell her she would've just awkwardly accepted the tickling

#i told my horrible ex’s little cousin that she didn’t have to hug me goodbye if she didn’t want to & her jaw dropped #abt a month later i saw her at his family’s party & she told me she wanted to play instead of hug & i was so proud

elzorton

Me and the devil

#MY BOY #eursulon #worlds beyond number

Nature is healing

little-grey-dowitcher

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show

little-grey-dowitcher

“But I wanna know!” You’re gonna have to learn to be ok with not knowing some things, especially when those things involve personal details about strangers that they’re not comfortable sharing.

“But it’s confusing!” If you take the time to educate yourself it’ll no longer be confusing. Otherwise you’re just gonna have to learn to be ok with being confused.

“But it’s weird!” You probably do weird things all the time. Everyone does weird things sometimes. Life goes on.

“But it scares me!” Is it hurting you? No? You’ll be fine. Being scared and being harmed are not always the same thing. Learn to tell the difference and then act accordingly.

“But I want it!” And I want a million dollars. You can’t always get what you want.

breelandwalker

Addendum:

"But it makes me uncomfortable!" The world is an uncomfortable place and complete strangers are not required to fix that for you. Learning to endure harmless discomfort is a life skill for existing in public.

"But I don't like it!" There's plenty of things in the world and not all of them are fun or enjoyable or For You. This applies to everyone and we all have to deal with that in a mature fashion.

"But I want to do the thing!" You can't always do what you want. Most people learn this in preschool. Wanting something does not entitle you to be inconsiderate to the people around you.

shrek & ella enchanted are the same genre & u can’t change my mind

#both have amazing soundtracks & very specific 2000s/medival universes #& a lot of sociopolitical commentary #& jokes for the older kids/adults #shrek #ella enchanted