Eggs & Waffles

I am 18 and am in a blender of fandoms and it shows

[drumcorpshero]

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

[snowysoul-squrirel]

IMPORTANT.

[shadowydonutperson]

Please be mindful and careful with who you trust and be mindful of your surroundings when there's adult drinks involved. DO NOT DRINK it if you believe it's been tampered with. get another one or leave. Safety should be prioritized above anything else. Please be safe and be responsible.

[b1bisketch]

no more fishing he says..

[serenlitost]

☆ For everything you did to me to keep me alive this long. You may slay me and take the enchanter.

[project-pluto-obsessed]

if grian builds planet adrian in his planetarium i will give him my kidney or whatever things are normal for normal fans of grian and phm

[b1bisketch]

sweet dreams

[milodotjpg]

Locked in for this I LOVE MIDNIGHT STRANGERS RAAAH

[faeylikesblocks]

I never left that desert

[solarispasserineii]

Desert Duo!! ^^🏜️

Fully rendered the sketch eheh

[soupdwelling]

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[faerieinthehumanworld]

So this is BRILLIANT

[cheesedoots]

Pls pls scarian/desert duo

Anon...do you love the color of Scarian?

[zenwinter]

Ranchers collab with my lovely friend @desertduo-hasmyheart 💕

[noutise]

A bunch of old desert duo sketches part 2!

[alistarine]

Guys imagine desert duo amusement park employee au, Scar is a scare actor and Grian is either also a scare actor or works merchandise, it would be so fire trust me - coming from an amusement park employee. Like all the hermits and lifers working throughout the park like I can see the vision in my head. Someone write it, I’ll tell you how amusement parks operate behind the scenes. I need it in my life.

[jackdawwhat]

how I love Boston

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[emhidesart]

Rocky learns about spiders 👀

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.