[dankmemeuniversity]

[plasticgarbagecan]

God: let there be light

Moths:

[fuckassmcgee]

I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe

[neogohann]

[guavajagular]

Happy Holidays from the Holiday Boar

[c-bassmeow]

My depression coming back after remission: I got bangs!

[selectedambientwerks]

Me to my depression pretending i’m surprised:

[unclefather]

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[analeahlove3]

I need this 🙌🏾

[dateamonster]

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

[sunspotclover-deactivated202508]

and they were tombmates…

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

oh my god they were tombmates…

[xxxtictacion]

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

this is my mom making stroganoff

[jamiemortara]

i like calling people “good beans” instead of “good eggs” because it’s vegan and beans are cuter

[etct-deactivated20240208]

icallyou egg because i crack you open like weak shell of chicken

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

[2000ish]

[onlytwitterpics]

[wenchette-deactivated20161106]

[prominent-nipple]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

oh wow…… why are yall exposing our tricks

[projectilenailclippings-blog]

delete this

[pettydavis]

……….this is an attack

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

when i see my friends are playing video games they enjoy