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zolohehhe-deactivated20190116

TIL Carly Rae Jepsen and Naruto Uzumaki, better known as the biggest LGBT+ advocates to this day, are close friends in real life

joshpeck

day 3 of quarantine and day 68549 without animal crossing and i have resorted to taking online quizzes about which animal crossing neighbor i am send help please

ditzyalpaca

joshpeck

SORRY here is the link to the quiz I know I keep forgetting

spectrology

kid in a cartoon: (breaks their piggy bank to get the money)

me:

Long.

I haven’t been on in a hot minute but seeing my mutuals still reblogging from me made me so happy 🥺🥺 I see y’all and thank you for sticking around!

catsi

Okay so I was at work and I had the hiccups and I was stocking an aisle and this lady in the aisle heard me hiccuping and said "oh have you got the hiccups?" and I said yeah and she said "...Do you want me to get rid of them?" and I thought she meant she was going to scare me so I was like "n-no thanks" and she was like "you want to keep your hiccups??" and I said "yeah please dont scare me" and then I wandered off

And then a couple minutes later I still had hiccups and she walked by on her way out and she said "I wasn't going to scare you you know" and I said "you weren't?" and she said "no -- I have a way I can cure hiccups" and I was like "well what is it?" she's like "theres something about me that when I talk to people their hiccups just go away. i just chat or maybe tell them a story and after a minute or so their hiccups are just gone" and I thought she was like definitely on some pseudoscience shit so i kind of laughed and joked like "you should expect a call from the X-Men soon then" and she said "no. For real. I bet your hiccups are gone now aren't they?" and sure enough my fucking hiccups were gone. They stopped while she was speaking to me and didn't come back all night

what the fuck kind of power did this woman have... was she a hiccup witch??? I have so many questions for her