[thatonezombiecosplayer]

Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*

Cake department:

[strawbubbe]

@marsincharge

[starlightandtears]

The unexpected laughter that just ripped through my body made me pull a muscle sfojdfkddk

[paper-mario-wiki]

furries dont use 🍆 they use 💄

[critterpaws]

Seeing the way people tag their friends’ posts is honestly my favorite thing

[switch]

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

[emergencycocktail]

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

[commander-ledi]

big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[hellsite-yano]

Wild that it’s 2018 and the funniest image on the planet is still this

[serenasaystoday]

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post

[fwuitgummi]

This one is driving me absolutely CRAAAZZYY n idk why

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[catchymemes]

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[yeezy-nation]

[one10000]

Is that Ariana Grande

[yeezy-nation]

yea

[michaelnothing]

Is she okay?

[yeezy-nation]

no she got hit

[0u4gh05t5]

why was she so loud

[yeezy-nation]

bc she got hit

[mchaccino]

why

[yeezy-nation]

she got hit

[xtrendyyjay]

Why’d she get hit

[yeezy-nation]

the bus hit her

[chloeniccole]

is she okay?

[woluf]

I want LG🐝T on a tshirt please

[holy-punks]

LG🐝☕️

[thejonymyster]

[retrogamingblog]

Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

[guy]

this is FIRE

[catchymemes]

[vladtheunfollower]

woman: no bra

me: (politely) 👀

[never-new]

sorry but you’re not polite if you objectify and sexualize someone without their consent 

[official-3rd-world]

you’re a straight man with a porn blog