Spider-Meme The Spider-Man

#shitmemetalk #shitmeme talk #the spidermememan

I said what I said

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"Spider-Man the Cat"... we're really feline the name.

#shitmeme talk #shitmeme post #the spidermememan

I; Spider-Man of New York; approve this message

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#Spidermeme #the spidermememan #shitpost #shitmemetalk

I can neither confirm nor deny this happening... all i can (and will) say is that MR. Stark will not be outdone by Mr. Incredible

iloveyouthree-thousand

Happy: “Kid–,”

Peter, looking absolutely betrayed: “Were you ever going to tell me?”

Happy: “I didn’t mean to lie to you, I swear. I thought you knew.”

Peter, dramatic as hell: “Five years.”

Happy: “Peter–,”

Peter: “I spent five years believing that your god-given name was Happy Hogan.”

Happy: “—I’ll buy you ice cream or something, anything, just please don’t cry—,”

Peter, already tearing up: “I don’t even know who you are anymore, Harold.”

wexhavexaxhulk

Peter: You too?!

Pepper: Peter-

Peter: No! I don’t want to hear it, Virginia

aartemiscrock

Peter: I just can’t believe they would lie to me

Bruce: What do you mean?

Peter: Happy and Pepper lied about their names!!! Like who would even do that?!!?!

Bruce, sweating: Haha yeah…

bundibird

onyxmoonstone

Bucky : -*silently backs out of the room*-

#the spidermememan #shitmeme post #shitmeme talk #poor little spider bab

I CANT TRUST ANYONE ANYMORE

a-sassy-meme-jayla-deactivated2

Yes, hello, can I just forgo having a body please? I would like to be a formless being.

#shitmeme talk #the spidermememan

Lol mood

cryptidarticles

So bc tumblr hates links this will be hard to pass around but theres a White House petition to save the USPS

This is significantly more important than a change.org petition bc it HAS to be acknowledged if it gets enough signatures

Please sign it and reblog!

blackmemecat

Teenager on Patrol

This is what the average patrol looks like for @the-spider-meme-man and me

Stop for burritos

Parkour tag

Run away from Nurse Claire yelling about how teenagers need sleep and we’re worse than @daredevilmeme

Help little old ladies cross the road

Stop many muggings

Stop date rape victims from being to secondary locations against their will

Stop cops from murdering POC for existing

Keep cops away from homeless people

Beat up Johns soliciting trafficking victims

Accidentally run into Punisher and give him a lollipop

#shitpost #shitmeme talk #shitmemetalk #poor little spider bab #the spidermememan

...I think we might’ve gotten adopted...

I use too many devices to keep track of all the panels I’ve saved of “Peter flirting with men or otherwise indicating he’d be dtf”, so fuck it, I’m going to stick them all on this post as I rediscover them.

This shit is why Spider-Man can never join the Defenders and also why he is a widely acknowledged menace.

SIR–

What does this mean

anais-ninja-bitch

spider-thot, spider-thot

he knows that namor’s hot

Does he swing? Yeah, both ways. Thor and Wasp both have legs for days. LOOK OUT

anais-ninja-bitch

IT’S SPIDER-THOT

#shitmeme talk #the spidermememan #poor little spider bab

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brakken

Look out!

losttales33-deactivated20190102

This is hilarious and a legitimate reason to be late for school.

murdercide626

@mewtwowarrior

mewtwowarrior

Hee! Oh my gosh, this is great, thanks for tagging me!

meme-mystique

@the-spider-meme-man

Need some help?

#shitmeme talk #poor little spider bab #the spidermememan

Please?

just-shower-thoughts

It’s okay if your phone autocorrects ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’. You’re still using fowl language

beth-the-meme-weaver

@the-spider-meme-man

#swearing #shitmeme talk #the spidermememan

Listen!

“There are super villains (my category). There are regular villains (for the police). And then there are criminals who are just...stupid. Th

Some people... I swear

#shitmeme talk #the spidermememan #poor little spider bab #twitter

I THOUGHT FOREWORKS WERE ILLEGAL TO SET OFF IN NEW YORK

#shitmeme talk #the spidermememan #poor little spider bab

likepetalswealleventuallyfall

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

shut-the-frank-up

IT’S THE POST

“Yes, I am a superhero. Yes; babies ARE cute. Yes. I DO have sticky hands. NO I SHOULD NEVER BE HANDED A SMOL CHILD #babies #spidermeme #t

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m sorry for making you feel bad about bbies. ;;

#shitmemetalk #spidermeme #poor little spider bab #the spidermememan #spiderman #anxiety

It’s ok. I’m Spider-Man. My superpowers are basically like... enhanced anxiety

“Yes, I am a superhero. Yes; babies ARE cute. Yes. I DO have sticky hands. NO I SHOULD NEVER BE HANDED A SMOL CHILD #babies #spidermeme #t

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#babies #anxiety #aaaaaaaaa #shitmeme talk #the spidermememan #poor little spider bab #twitter

Question time: Should Lexi and I tell our kid one of her big surprises for this holiday season a bit early, or should we wait still?

math-and-memes-major

How about you like. Don’t ask your followers this?

scarletmemewitch

you should wait. it makes the videos so much better

Consider: Trying to hide it is literally getting harder and harder with each passing day.

scarletmemewitch

i can wigglywoo it into a pocket dimension for you

You can’t do that!!!!

scarletmemewitch

…oh. that surprise. i thought you meant like. a computer. an x-box. something on that scale

i can wigglywoo a perception filter over them and/or you?

We already told her about it.

Surprise, everyone, I’m having a baby!

riley-lehmeme

WHAT THAT’S AWESOME CONGRATULATIONS

Thanks! I got a trashcan in my office just for morning sickness!

riley-lehmeme

oh yay, that part of pregnancy :P

Yeah, I got it real bad.