"He cheats, he always cheats."

"???????? idk you're in love with a lot of fictional characters???" this is what my brother said when I asked him to describe me. Oh my life. Chloé | 21 | England

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[darklesmylove]

“my child is completely fine” your child says they want to be a writer but they never actually write

[peanit]

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

[verdigrisvagabond]

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

[superwhoavengertorchlock]

Hi imagine that Sirius becomes obsessed with queen and Freddie murcury so he grows a little moustache and lets his hair grow and runs round the common room singing bohemian rhapsody

[dsmsix]

you go girl! and don’t come back!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nightingale101]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i am stupid but smart at the same time in the same way dogs are very good learners but will still eat grass ravenously until they get sick and will run into glass doors

[c-rowlesblogs]

Working in food service is so surreal because like... nothing I do for people is anywhere close to life and death, but some customers absolutely act as though it is. I look a woman dead in the eye and solemnly inform her that unfortunately we are out of oat milk, and I see her heart shatter in front of me, right there at the bakery counter at 8 in the morning. I feel like a handsome TV surgeon informing someone that their beloved fiancée died on the table. He’s gone... I’m so sorry. We lost him. We are out of oat milk

[tastefullyoffensive]

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[charitydingle]

RATATOUILLE 2007, dir. Brad Bird

[sarahseeandersen]

[brawltogethernow]

Sometimes they’re the same author.

[nocontextderrygirls]

[humorblr]

[sadhoc]

when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people's names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them

[catbxy]

lower case (derogatory)