Know No Shame

Kristen. 29. Canada. She/her. Lesbian. White.

[whatagrump]

LOVE overwhelmed/panicking/paranoid rhaenyra finding silent physical reassurance in daemon’s arms at night, and then later when she asks him for actual advice on ruling westeros he’s like “oh my goddddd, rhaenyra, it’s literally so simple, you’re overthinking things as usual, we just go find the flying men at the edge of the world and win them to our cause” and she’s like “oh right he’s insane i almost forgot”

[maculategiraffe]

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[mousenemy]

[mitchipedia]

The croc instinctively carries its offspring in its mouth.

[otatma]

and yet a trace of the true self remains in the false self

[bunjywunjy]

that is an alligator

[helpeverythingiscats]

and yet a trace of the true self remains in the false alligator

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[bruzum]

[oarfjsh]

step 1: SLAP a fucking BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS directly onto the wound IMMEDIATELY to stop the bleeding

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

@diseases-for-center-control

[diseases-for-center-control]

[kleefkruid]

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

[kalofi]

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[06-archive]

[64mpg]

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

[organmarket]

The cat:

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[depsidase]

[valtsv]

I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)

the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports

[short-for-melancholy]

[parkchanwoohoo]