A Hot Mess

25 and somehow still alive

[sprnklersplashes]

It's hilarious when people are like "taylor swift's songs are engineered to be as generically relatable as possible" because then you actually listen to the songs in question and she's just like

"I am a SELF-DESTRUCTIVE MONSTER who ruins everything I touch, I MANIPULATED everyone into liking me, my potential has been WASTED due to circumstances of MY OWN CREATION, I go back to an EMPTY HOUSE because everyone in my life has moved on, I am a BLEEDING OPEN WOUND, all my kindness is really just NARCISSISM IN DISGUISE, I will BREAK MYSELF FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, I STARVED MYSELF in order to be saved by an idealised romance, I can go ANYWHERE except for THE PLACE I CALLED HOME, I will SPIRAL UNCONTROLLABLY if left to my own devices, I AM THE INSTRUMENT OF MY OWN DESTRUCTION, THIS WAS INEVITABLE"

[heystephen]

actually i really love that every taylor swift song is someone’s fave. like even the songs where you’re like, super meh about it and always skip . there’s someone who would go to war for that song

[heystephen]

even while drafting this post i kept trying to think of one song that was the exception to jokingly add on at the end like “except (song). no one rides for that one” but every song i came up with still had at least one person ive seen in the trenches for it .

[pinknatural]

ok but what if i liked the misogyny

[agirlwholivesindelusion-deactiv]

“oh?” she says as she listens to better than revenge tv for the first time

[imconfusedallthetimehelp]

I love this website

[pvffinsdaisies]

Cyprus when they realise that Greece not getting into the final means they’ll have to give their 12 points to someone else

(You new I had to recreate this post from last year)

[papermachedragons]

So to summarise

[mellyoraa]

Imagine being a casual eurovision viewer, turning on your TV and seeing this

[elektranhatcios]

HOW DOES AUSTRALIA UNDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT BETTER THAN HALF OF EUROPE

[cookinguptales]

I know that Austria's song was unhinged but "there’s a ghost in my body (and he is a lyricist)" is a fic title that I want to use about five times

[missingsatellite]

[patricksballs]

[aeolianblues]

How do you explain this to people that don't watch Eurovision

[elektranhatcios]

uk last place compilation

[bloendram-deactivated20230905]

[maarigolds]

Israel is a my little pony stan

[juuret]

“i don’t wanna be a soldier” bestie you’re swiss.