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[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[sovietnam]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I have this running bit whenever I'm in Grand Central Station with someone where I'm like "You know, they filmed Madagascar here. This is when they had to chase down Marty the Zebra while he was trying to go to the wild" in like a very serious reverent tone. It has never made anyone but me laugh but I still do it every time.

Anyway I decided to show my dad and my brother the place and I was about to launch into my hilarious Madagascar bit when my brother-- who has never been to New York before and has never heard me do this-- smoothly interrupted me to go "Oh hey the giraffe from Madagascar got his head stuck in that big clock." Family bonds truly are something

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[elevan-deactivated20250122]

:(

[nohoperadio]

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

[greelin]

something genuinely insane about going somewhere and getting to feel “i had some of the worst years of my life here” and “i was loved here, once” simultaneously.

[greelin]

the structure rots and the plants reclaim. But i remember

[and-corn]

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

[casartsy]

Just slipped on a banana peel, this day couldn't get any fucking worse

[commanderchr1st]

[color-palettes]

The World Won’t Wait Up - Submitted by toasterbounce 

#8A2534 #EB7D2E #E6CC81 #46752A #3E7569 #38202E #1C1A18

[bodega-catgirl]

Anyone wanna spread animal ears like a fungus together

[bodega-catgirl]

Pls

[bodega-catgirl]

Wait people know this image right. Do I sound crazy

[prismsplitter]

[fall-warning]

tired: animal girl HRT

wired: animal girl parasitic infection

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[greatermaguro]

Wait until you nerds discover the emergency siren fan community

[emergency-broadcast-system]

Hi

[chaotic-archaeologist]

This is kinda what it feels like to be an archaeologist trying to identify an artifact. And you bet your ass we’re incredibly grateful for each and every person who makes ridiculously specific websites like this.

[headspace-hotel]

Hey I think this is really beautiful because everything you see around you, there is someone fucking delighted and fascinated about it and the world is so loved and full of love and that’s really amazing if you ask me

[drugstorecowboy888]

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

Six year olds at a birthday party

[albertserra]

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

[albertserra]

We can’t have anything in this fucking world

[eye-5]

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation

[nerdy-catfish]

Our blessed handcrafted misinformation vs their barbarous machine-generated lies

[blumineck]

This is a super common problem for beginner archers, so here are some ways to avoid it!

For more archery tutorials, join my College of Arrows (yes it's a Bard subclass reference)

Or support these videos and get bonus content on Patreon

[l0stvegas]

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]