[supreeto0o]

Invitation

[mollyjames]

Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[midnightsslut]

after the 1830s racists line, what does your version of I hate it here say?

No midnight in paris

If I’d been there I’d hate if

Voting ended onApr 30, 2024

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

He loves club life

[fearsomeandwretched]

Screaming

[hellenhighwater]

Need the birds to shed feathers faster so I can get icarus done

[lipslikethegardensofbabylon]

“you can’t even dance to TTPD”

me and the mutuals:

[evermoredeluxe]

it’s so funny to me that the rhyme is actually supposed to be “bottle/aristotle/throttle” but swifties have fully ignored it and gone with it’s “aristotle/grand theft auto” 💀

[evermoredeluxe]

appreciation post for TTPD (the comedy album)

[arabellas]

MONKEY MAN + trivia 2024, dir. Dev Patel

[likedaylighht]

POV it’s 2am April 19, 2024

🫶🏼 made with the screenshots I took at 2am in a blind panic plus a few more I scrolled for while in post limit jail lmao 🫶🏼

[heavensickness]

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[iwishyouwouid]

There's something to be said for girlhood being lost and taken so young (the manuscript) and boyhood being clung to until the end of forever (Peter)

[seamossdoll]

[nitevision2002]

i’ll never get tired of seeing this quote