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[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[psych-is-the-name]

[solmarillion]

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

[lamignonette]

[corporationkills]

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[2022dirt]

Faces in coffee.

[thememedaddy]

[segamascott]

[disgustinggf]

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

Just so we’re clear, movies that are only 15 years old do not need a remake. And movies that are only 10 years old definitely don’t need a remake

[queer-ragnelle]

And most movies never need a remake!

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[kiwinatorwaffles]

having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch

[honeydewdrops333]

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[seymourworld]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

[byjove]

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain

[byjove]

me when I’m baffled by the inefficiency and callousness of everything and then I remember it’s all corrupt girl