Wizard Blog

I am 19. I live in London and you don't need to know my name... But its Fraser...

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Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels good but you’re only fucking yourself.

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Monopoly would be more realistic if you had to start on a board already owned and fully developed by the winner of the previous game. And you have to pay to roll the dice.

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You have a superpower where the harder a solid is the easier it is for you to break. Diamonds crumble to dust under the slightest touch but mashed potatoes are virtually unbreakable.

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At what point is a cap large enough to be considered a lid?

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What if the illuminati conspiracy was created by the illuminati so that people who figured out the truth wouldn’t be taken seriously?

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If you have 2 choices, and one of them is taken away, you have 0 choices

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Photo booth at a funeral

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The empire never referred to it as the death star, they always said battle station. The term death star is nothing more than rebel scum propaganda.

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Dirty bath water is really just people flavoured tea.

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Children swear all the time. Adults swear all the time. However, mix these two groups, and suddenly everyone pretends swearing is awful and they would never ever do such thing.

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Imagine how much historical knowledge wasn’t written down because our ancestors thought: “What idiot isn’t going to know this?”

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So ancient Egypt’s best friend basically was called Punt. They traded all kinds of fun stuff with them; ebony, incense, gold, silver, myrrh, leopard skins, baboons for pets… and the Egyptians wrote a lot about the land, the people living there, what their houses looked like, records of trading expeditions to there (like, robust, oceangoing ships with thousands of men); they wrote down everything imaginable about this place… except for where it actually was.

We still to this day have no geographic fix on this ancient empire’s whereabouts, because what idiot wouldn’t know, right?

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Drugby (rugby, but with extra drugs)

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Everyone sucks at blowjobs.

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Everyone sucks at blowjobs.

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True love is when you both think the other person is way out of your league

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Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

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Drugby (rugby, but with extra drugs)