newsies incorrect quotes!

incorrect quotes, mostly space, javid, and newsbians

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Albert: What’s sexting? Davey: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Spot: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Race: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Spot: But you’re always acting stupid? Race: ... Race: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Katherine: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’ Katherine: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

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Katherine: Fine! I don't give a shit! Jack: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.

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Katherine, at Jack: Of course you have blood all over you, and pronouns.

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor* Crutchie: Aw man. *Throws it away* Albert: Five second rule! Jack: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor* Race: *Sobs on the floor*

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Davey: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn. Davey: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live here.

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Jack: I’ve only had Davey for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Crutchie: Your smile looks forced. Katherine: That’s because it is.

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Jack: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Sarah: you're from Ohio, right?

Katherine: Well, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.

Katherine: I live in the moment.

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Jack: *nudges Crutchie at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Crutchie? Wake up, Crutchie! Listen! They're sexless! Crutchie: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

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Katherine, to Albert: If Race doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check. Race, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Davey: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly VERY afraid to use it!

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Spot: Guys, my friend here is bilingual. Race: Yes. Spot: Which means he likes both boys and girls. Race: Ye- wait, what- Crutchie: Spot, that's not what bilingual means- Spot: Shhh, it's okay Race. I still love you, man. Race & Crutchie: ... Spot: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

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Crutchie: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? Jack: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

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Crutchie: I have a problem.

Spot: Kill it.

Crutchie: Can you chill for like, two seconds?