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intentoperfeccion

Delicia 😋😋😋

badboy30

NICE 😋

bitchboybottom

Sirs BBD is WTF all honky homo lads crave to suck off & get fucked by

odinsblog

“Marvin Gaye’s voice was so amazing that even when you strip away all of the musical accompaniment it stops you in your tracks.”

Wow.

funnyhidegames

thevisionofdaniel

ltinathetop8

littlemark1966

g-unit3084

“I just wanted to be sure you got a good look bro” 😍😘😛😜😝🤤👃🍆😘🍆👅🍆😝🍆👌🍆🍑🍆💦💦💦😋😉👍

missnlinc

Smash R Pass 💦👉🏾

drawr-paintr

https://www.instagram.com/drawr.paintr/

boccabigdick

😋🤤❤😍👅🍆🍆

miseducatedmelanicmuse

thecybercelestial

Affirmation Of The Day

𐐪𐑂 :༅｡ 𐐪𐑂 ° I am resilience ° 𐐪𐑂 ｡:༅ 𐐪𐑂 I know how to defeat the odds. I trust that the universe puts me through lessons that’ll bring me closer to my blessings. The universe fully supports me. My roots have grown stronger in the eye of all storms that have been thrown my direction. In times of hurt, failure, anger, grief, disappointment, and dissatisfaction I have kept going. I have gotten through every single day I thought I couldn’t and wouldn’t. I am thriving!

pochowek

How are speedrunners not even like.. employed as professional beta testers

pochowek

consider this:

game dev: any bugs?

speedrunner: no.. i checked everything.. no bugs sir :)

speedrunner in his head:

256gb

fun game dev fact!

i do QA testing on AAA games. speedrunners are considered throughout the testing process, and every once in a while we will log a bug or an exploit that can be considered useful for speedrunners, and the devs may deliberately choose to not fix the exploit.

sometimes either the exploit is left in, or it may be that it would be such an exhaustive rewrite of a lot of low level systems that fixing it just isn’t worth the time and effort when 99% of players won’t experience it playing normally.

consider the fact that a lot of exploits speedrunners use are usually involved with the physics engine, player controller, or some other significant core pillar of the game—to fix something like that would probably end up breaking hundreds of systems built on top of those core systems.

i for one have literally watched a speedrun of a game i worked on, where the runner used an exploit that i personally found and logged!

several of my coworkers are speedrunners in fact, and they end up finding some of the wildest bugs!

amygdalae

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

melyzard

My mother did this to my father once. They got into an argument, my very pregnant and hormonal mother stormed off…except they lived in a tiny apartment so the only place to go was to shut herself into the closet for a good long sulk. And while she was sitting in there, fuming, she looked up and saw her sewing kit on the shelf, and all my father’s uniforms hanging right there.

So she picked one shirt and one pair of trousers, carefully, methodically ripped every third stitch out of every seam, and then hung them back up together so that he would be likely to pick them at the same time. This took her a couple hours, so by the time she was done, the anger had worn down. She came out, she and my father had a talk that ended in apologies, after which they were tired and went to bed. My mother swears up and down that she meant to warn my father about the sabotaged clothes in the morning, but he wore a different uniform set and they were both still feeling a little raw, so she didn’t want to bring up the fight again. She decided to tell him that night instead.

And then she forgot.

Anyway, about four days later, my father apparently came home roughly an hour after he left for work, his clothes slowly, gently shredding off his body, the most bewildered expression on his face. “Paula,” he said, his voice mildly shell-shocked. “Paula, my clothes are broken.”

My mother promptly burst out laughing so hard that she went into labor. And that’s the story of my birth, heralded by petty vengeance and utter confusion.

thickbootydlboi757

scretladyspider

Hey. Do you need a hug?

Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.

Are you comforted by words?

Here’s an Emergency Compliment

Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name

Here are 15 more emergency compliments

Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine

take a moment - video

believe in yourself - video

Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMA

encouragement from Mr. Rogers - video

you are ENOUGH - video

Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?

How about rain sounds you can customize?

You can listen to a cafe here

or how about a crackling fireplace?

ASMR? Stimming?

Soap cutting ASMR - video

more satisfying videos

Lora Zombie speed painting - video

Agnes Cecile speed painting - video

the fastest workers in the world - video

how candy canes are made - video

Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - video

How about a game or activity distraction?

Play 2048 here

A whole website of free games!

play chess against a computer

Here are some coloring pages you can do online!

Play Flow online here

here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses

Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons

Do you need something soothing?

Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)

try doing nothing for two minutes

Vent to a stranger online for FREE!

weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern

have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet?

watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlist

How about a laugh?

Vines you can show your grandparents

History of the entire world, I guess

History of Japan

Rhett and Link caption fails

Thomas Sanders Vines

The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors)

The ASDF movie 1-11

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale (warnings for some bruises and some violence)

Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCE

It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning.