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[hexbugswallower]

DISCO ELYSIUM THE MOVIE (2035)

digitally de-aged stranger things kid: hmmm maybe this strange portal will distract me from my parents fighting... (steps into disco elysium world) what is this place...

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

white boy shocks chinese restaurant by killing himself

[soup-mother]

people making Australian flag redesigns are fatally allergic to not making them look like either sports team emblems or airline logos. stop putting kangaroos on it, it looks like an airline company.

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

the original plan was for a thirsty camel drive through but i couldn't fit it well

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

flying to america and treating it like one of those north korean travel blog videos

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

this is a very funny post but whenever i see it i think that 'suicidal maoist' is a disco elysium skill

[bedupolker]

I think being Ukranian I grew up seeing all those beautiful foxes from Soviet Cartoons and for that reason I just never really got the hype about Nick Wilde. He's like nothing to me. That, and his stance on abortion.

[winged-void]

Borrredddd can someone swear fealty or fight to the death over me or something

[ontologic-catgirl]

As firstborn of house Branchflower, and upon my honour as a warrior and a catgirl.

I shall strike down whomever next reblogs this post from me. For the sins of interrupting the oath giving process.

[maxknightley]

I wanted to swear fealty but you did it before I got the chance. Now it would look foolish. Unsheathe thy blade, blaggard

[psi-hate]

the only blade i'll unsheath is this half-used chipotle gift card from my wallet. i offer it to you, if you would want it, my liege.

[lesbianlongsword]

yeah uh. sorry but there was only $5 left on that. You still owe $5.23 for the chicken bowl. You payin the rest in cash or card, your majesty?

[winged-void]

This is the worst coronation fuck my baka princess life.

[maidthings]

My lady I would like to humbly request you add extra avacado

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

drank 1,5 cans of soda and felt bad after

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

they should make a me that doesn't scrutinise everything i eat or drink when i don't have easy or direct access to water

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

drank 1,5 cans of soda and felt bad after

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

e-sex through tumblr asks is possibly the funniest idea ever. have you no shame

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the worst takes you'll ever read always start like this

[soup-mother]

I've seen the best girls of my generation go back to being their cis girlfriends ~quirky gnc boyfriend~

[molsno]

the eggiest person you've ever seen in your life: I've always found women to be so beautiful, yet so distant from me at the same time. when I think about the fact that I can never be one of them, it causes me unspeakable pain. I feel a deep connection with them, but because I'm male, which is out of my control, there will forever be a chasm between us which I can never cross. all I can do is masturbate to them, as it is all I know, but even this doesn't bring me joy, and only makes me feel more disgusted with myself.

tme people in the comments with "terfs dni" in bio: awwww this reminds me of my boyfriend!! he's so cute when he says stuff like this! he always cries when we have sex, but it's ok because I know being with a real woman like me makes him so happy 😊

[vforvalensa]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

cuno doesn't give a fuck for your cat, pig. cuno's got a great big fucking slice of gruyere to eat, pig

[cryptotheism]

PIGS ASKIN FOR IDEALOGICALLY DUBIOUS PASTORALISM LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL

[r0zeclawz]

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

[surefuckitwhateveraria]

melon soda may just be one of the best things ever made

[i-hope-you-step-on-legos-and-die]

Probably won't ever finish this😭😭😭 I started this last June and would open the file up to continue it once a month (⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠) it's not even that I don't like it I'm just really really lazy and also school ! But whatever I love you Rei...❤️