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[stilinscute]

a bark for a bite

by stilinscute

chapter six

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Ilya hums appreciatively, relishing in the burn of the vodka as he raises the glass to his lips once again. “You want to put on show- want to play with our toy so badly you could not wait for me?” Ilya asks Shane over the rim of the tumbler. Shane doesn’t respond at first, but Ilya sees how his breath catches, fingers stalling for less than a split second in Luca’s mouth.

“He made a compelling argument.” Ilya smirks at the strain in Shane’s voice.

“Did he now?” Ilya laughs scornfully. “I must hear this, da? Tell me this ‘compelling argument'.”

[stilinscute]

is there a hollanov edit to Cigarette by The Beaches in existence?? quick it’s an emergency (the emergency is I wanna see it)

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[stilinscute]

out of curiosity

by stilinscute

epilogue, part one: pillow talk

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“Hmm, there he is.”

There’s a vibration, a rumbling beneath Luca’s tongue. Luca feels arms curl around his body, and then another one slides across his waist as his back is suddenly engulfed in heat. He makes a second noise, this one far more urgent, far needier, as he subconsciously arches back against the warmth behind him.

“What a sleepy little shchenok,” a new voice, but one just as intimately familiar as the first, murmurs into his ear teasingly.

The skin against Luca’s mouth, the chest closely pressed into his, shakes with a deep chuckle. “I can’t imagine why that would be. Can you, Ilyusha?”

Wait, Luca knows that voice, has had countless dreams about this warmth against his back, that’s what this is, of course, Luca is dreaming and-

“So pretty in the morning, malysh,” Ilya rasps, a hand wrapping loosely around Luca’s half-hard cock.

Luca's eyes fly open.

[stilinscute]

a bark for a bite

by stilinscute

chapter six

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Ilya hums appreciatively, relishing in the burn of the vodka as he raises the glass to his lips once again. “You want to put on show- want to play with our toy so badly you could not wait for me?” Ilya asks Shane over the rim of the tumbler. Shane doesn’t respond at first, but Ilya sees how his breath catches, fingers stalling for less than a split second in Luca’s mouth.

“He made a compelling argument.” Ilya smirks at the strain in Shane’s voice.

“Did he now?” Ilya laughs scornfully. “I must hear this, da? Tell me this ‘compelling argument'.”

[stilinscute]

the our rookie series may be getting a lil addition tomorrow or friday idk we’ll see 👀

[rocket-sith]

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

[stilinscute]

every time I try threads it gets deleted within a few days and genuinely not for any reason other than I cannot get used to the layout of that app it hurts my brain

[gayhockeyshow]

I just thought about the effect big hud’s bigness is gonna have on his stretch marks and I had to pinch the bridge of my nose

[stilinscute]

Your fic has made me have the type of greed they talk about in the Bible. It’s only been three days and I keep checking for updates. Thank you for sharing your work!!

anon you literally just made my day omg 😭 I’m so glad you’re enjoying it so far!! I’m aiming to have the next chapter up by Thursday at the latest and I v much hope it’s worth the wait 😅

thank you for this message and for reading my silly lil fic I appreciate you sm 🫶

[stilinscute]

Ask game! 15: Have any pets?

(Because I just saw your answer that you have five and I Need to Know)

hehehe yes my house is v crowded 😂

have any pets?

five of ‘em, three cats and two dogs!! more on those freaks below!

ask game!!

first, there’s Nova, she’s almost 11. she’s a long-haired blue Russian, literally a gorgeous lil anxious queen. she’s also the most talkative cat I’ve ever EVER met

then Manny, he’s 10ish! he’s orange and white and has one brain cell that he only uses to beg for food and chew cardboard. he is a cat but we call him our first dog bc he plays fetch and his meow kinda sounds like a little bark

last of the cats is Eleanore (we call her Nell/Nelliebean/Nelliebelly/Nells Bells/Crooked Girl/The Sheriff/or Bent-Neck Lady) who I (think) is 4? she looks almost exactly like Nova but her fur is marbled. she also bites my ankles whenever I’m in the kitchen and is the only animal who favors my partner so obv we are enemies

Sapper is 5 and was kinda a covid puppy and is therefore unhealthily attached to me (feelings pretty mutual tbh) he’s mostly boxer with a bit of lab and has a v silly underbite and I’d literally die for him he’s my best guy. he’s scared of storms/wind/rain/fireworks/men in hats/baseball/etc and is also weird about walking on wet grass like he’s just the strangest little angel boy ever

finally, we have Ridley, a purebred mini dachshund that I got from a stranger I met at the dog park who didn’t want him anymore 😅 he’s very stinky and loud and chases the cats but he’s also pretty sweet sometimes I guess. also he got second place during a German-fest dachshund race and first place in the costume contest (he was a banana)

[stilinscute]

:) ask game: 62: What makes you happy?

hi hi thank you for question 🫶🫶🫶

what makes you happy?

oh man so so much which is a really lovely thing to think about tbh. my partner, my friends, my five pets (which is too many pets btw 😂), ummmm theatre makes me really happy, playing dnd with the coolest people ever makes me happy, which I get to do often so hell yeah, writing makes me SOOO happy and I’m very grateful for this fandom for sparking the longest writing streak I’ve had in years!! honorable mention to going to ren faire, used bookstores, and thrifting cool coffee mugs 🤌

ask game!!

[stilinscute]

69 for the ask game!!

AH yay hello 🥰

do you believe in soulmates?

I think that I do!! But like, not necessarily in a romantic way? ooooor at least I feel like the soulmate-type connection isn’t in itself inherently romantic, but it’s way easier to develop romantic feelings for someone you feel that bond with. does that make sense? I also fully believe that a person can have multiple soulmates, I have some very dear friends who are just like. literally a part of my soul in the same way that my partner is, ya know.

thank you for question 🫶

ask game!!

[grabmyboner]

they’re at a party and everyone is drunk even shane and it’s so buzzy and fun and then ilya loses sight of shane for approximately seven minutes and then relocates him and finds he’s wearing one of those plastic gold king crowns on his head and ilya well ilya blacks out for about three seconds and then walks off while he was in the middle of a conversation and just hands his drink to whoever and beelines it to shane and grabs his hand and pulls him along to a random room and shane is tipsy and relaxed and just smiles like kermit the frog with a crown on being pulled along by his man and then ilya is locking them in someone’s bedroom and crowding shane against the door and shane is like snickering because ilya is tickling his neck with his kisses and his crown is a lil lopsided now with how his head is angled and he’s like “hehe ilyaaaa what are you doin” and ilya is just kissing at every piece of exposed skin and then dropping to his knees for his king and shane’s eyes go all dark with his pupils blown out from seeing ilya nosing at his crotch through his jeans and looking up through his lashes with an open mouth and shane is staring down at him with his lopsided crown on and his skin has a pink flush from the alcohol and he’s got a hand pushing ilya’s curls back from his forehead and ilya licks his lips and says in his thick lustful accent “can I suck your cock, King Hollander?” and well king hollander is nodding so fast his crown slides down and he pushes it back up to its rightful position and watches ilya watch him while he sucks his cock and oh there’s a mirror just in front of them and shane gets to see himself wearing a crown and getting his dick sucked by ilya fucking rozanov. it’s a pretty good night to say the least

[stilinscute]

got bored and mapped out the next nine chapters of a bark for a bite which most definitely means the nastiest bout of writer’s block is headed my way

[stilinscute]

the writer’s block has indeed arrived, but I find it so funny how it flip flops between me not being able to write smut (last time I had it) and then me not being able to write plot (this time 🫩). the brain is a strange and fickle little thing.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

and we're gonna see that huge man riding cock. bent over and fucked within an inch of his life. whimpering and whining on it, even. can you believe it. we have to live

[livixdunne-blog]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?