[marvelificent]

Some of the best tweets by @congressedits, a bot that logs all of the wikipedia revisions made by IP addresses in the US congress.

[corporation-cats]

[carriino]

[thecommonchick]

[poetic]

I can relate so hard.

[transparrent]

[anubis-the-incubus-deactivated2]

I gained 1001 followers after I reblogged this the last time no joke

[shoulderbabes]

I mean, I’m calling bullshit but it’s worth a go

[apxtheosis-remaking]

there’s no bullshit here, i for one got a couple new followers just this week

[bumbllybee-deactivated20170911]

HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET

[tastefullyoffensive]

[chronic-cuteness]

Good news! I just remembered the word I forgot mid sentence nine hours ago

[everything-ghana]

[flmblr]

[online-deactivated20150711]

Which high school musical is this from

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

[sevensables]

#not to mention the witchcraft

[firedrill]

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

do you think ants get confused when they accidentally get on buses and end up really far away

[clovvenhoof]

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

[samandriel]

[internetastronaut]

finally something to match my soul

[hektikk]

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

[cosmic-aria]

finally i can become the void

[canvasprettyboy-deactivated2023]

took me a minute to realize Nice is a place in paris and not some commentary on the story

[jawncharles]

[mindylahiris]

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

lms if you want a relationship like this