You Could've Stopped This

Why didn't you stop it? Now I have all this stuff.

[surelyyoucouldvestoppedthis]

I wish I could spend eternity doing everything so I wouldn't have to waste my real life drinking and playing Mario party alone

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Browsing antique stores is always the most wild fucking time. I found an insanely cursed Sean Connery Barbie in my favorite antique store which is nothing new there are like 20 super cursed dolls in that store but they sell men’s flannels for $12 so

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

The antique store with like 50 pocket dimensions underneath it is playing “What A Feeling” from Flashdance. There’s a giant bloody wooden tooth hanging from chains. This is so surreal

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

FYI I was using bloody as in there is red splatters on the roots of the teeth not the expletive

Shaggy Rogers is here and he has a giant beard

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

There is a Greco Roman helmet in one of the the pocket dimensions on top of a typewriter

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

THERE IS SECRET LIBRARY ???????

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

People have definitely fucked up here. I can sense it.

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

This door doesn’t even wiggle there’s no way that lock is what’s keeping it closed

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

What the fuck

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Y’all I’m gonna die going up this

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

This place is so terrifying im looking for bodies now

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Trying to find exit. I’m actually starting to get anxious now.

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[cryptidcaper]

Jules walked into silent hill

[drawhimacrown-deactivated202002]

So I have absolutely been inside this specific antique store (unless this is a pocket dimension that exists in many places, the store I know of is in downtown tacoma, WA). It’s spooky as hell, you can’t ever find anyone working there (the one time I did find a clerk he looked like he hadn’t left this garbage mansion in years, his hair was ginger and way too long and way too crunchy), it’s always disturbingly quiet despite being on a main downtown street, and to leave you have to meditate on that desire to summon an exit less you be trapped forever. The floors are incredibly uneven with lots of ramps and rooms on a slope. The library is my favorite part. There’s chairs and shit hanging from the ceiling all over the place. There are several false doors and windows. The inside in undeniably larger than the outside. This place is filled with a miasthma of chaotic energy.

To heal your soul, I recommend going to Mad Hat Tea just around the corner which also has a very real Vibe but it is healing and calming to a magical degree. A classmate of mine said once she had a terrible cold and went to Mad Hat between classes and asked the woman to give her something good for colds, she drank it without question and immediately her cold was gone. Shit theres so many like, old-magic-aura areas in downtown Tacoma guys, it’s crazy.

[surelyyoucouldvestoppedthis]

Local man, Bill Urger, is no longer ill, he is Burger.

[surelyyoucouldvestoppedthis]

The only thing I've slept in today was moving things

[dankmemeuniversity]

[weirdmageddon]

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

Holy shit

[wonders7plus]

[lotsandlotsofbirds]

[3139586-deactivated20200517]

look at her. look at her now

[goblinization]

This is fucking epic. Hit that like button, NOW.

[tmgpodcast]

the DELIVERY

[teathattast]

[babyfairy]

[sweetiepie08]

How to get ready in the morning

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

[vorchagirl]

I feel called out.

[digitalfaerie]

if you roll off the bottom of your bed at just the right angle you can clip through the floor straight into the shower saving precious time

[colehersch]

Pocket Pussy Review

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

Fucking christ, lmao

[surelyyoucouldvestoppedthis]

It's hard not to be meta when you live in a body that does what you tell it to.

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20

me:

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[ithelpstodream]

is it really ok to punch a nazi?

(watch the whole thing)

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

“I would like to defeat Nazis on planet Earth first”

[rashemibabe]

The white liberal part 😂😂

[mice-teeth]

I took this picture at my old house at least 8 years ago when we were about to leave to the store and someone had backed up a couple times and made these perfect two hearts and my mom stopped the car before driving over them so I could take a picture and I dont know how you could ever do that again if you tried but this is one of the most important photos to me I have ever taken

[voxette-vk]