FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS!
1. Why did you defend Black Gryph0n?
Simple. It's mainly because of information I have that I've been waiting to talk about. When that time comes, you will fucking know. That, and it's a little bit of an eye for an eye. Whoever says I'm doing it simply to be a shithead is full of shit.
2. Did you defend IsaacBlooms? Friends with him?
No. Is that fucking enough to say "I don't support predators and think they should be killed"!? Whoever said that I do is a manipulative liar (never spoke to him and have zero plans on doing so because I don't wish to be tangled in something that messy). And if I accidentally reblogged something Isaac's friends said, I deleted it once I got the whole story (and I advise others to do the same). Don't fucking purity test me.
I am not friends with IsaacBlooms and wasn't made aware of his existence. I reblogged something a friend of his made BY MISTAKE. Both sides are nasty and I want zero part in it. To add on: I'm never befriending someone that fucked up after what I saw on both sides.
3. Why Barnaby?
That bird pulled me out of dark places by being ironically dark. I'm now living to screw him out of his token fee! (That, and my mom told me Jews can't commit suicide because it goes against the Talmud).
4. Did you use an OC to endorse suicide?
No. This one is twisted out of context. I sent Gavin an anon that basically asked his best poison and trying to roleplay to calm my ass down. But Duck tried to manipulate the situation to make it look like he was sent an anon endorsing suicide. Guess next blog, I should make a load of disclaimers. And say that by interacting with the next blog I make for Gavin, you acknowledge there's a risk to interacting!
5. Why did you write Rest in Cheesecake? Was it to jerk off?
I was pissed off at a lot of people for trying to drag me into shit that was honestly none of my business. And murder is illegal. Writing about murder and not acting on it is totally fine. So rest assured, I used that book to express a lot of unsaid anger. So no, not to jerk off. Murder is illegal but writing about it is legal.
6. Do you have any NSFW works?
Not that I can recall. I need to get back on Concerta. Rest in Cheesecake is something I wrote while I was mad. So no. I don't have any NSFW secrets that I know of. Whoever says otherwise suffers from being illiterate. I'm not responsible for where your mind takes you.
7. Are you against Hamas or Israel?
I'm against war, period. Will extend an olive branch to those in need but with a lot of caution because I don't want to accidentally spread a scam.
8. Are you a transphobe?
No. I'm pan ace, gender fluid and fucking progressive. And I do apologize for things I said in the past because the person who I directed it at was giving me a label that isn't true. Again, I operate by "if you can dish it out, you can take it."
9. What about Lily?
You mean my antihero OC that's trans before being nonbinary? They picked their name out before the start of the Isekai fanfic. But if your concern is about the design: I'm bad at drawing humans. Plus, I had a person of color check the design to make sure it was kosher. I knew it was sensitive and needed an outside opinion.
10. What are ships you are against?
Believe it or not, minor x adult ships and incest ships. They're disgusting. Anyone who said I wrote that is most likely to have shit for brains.
11. Are your OCs based on real people?
Airalain Hedgehog: this OC is based on who I wanted to be as a teenager. No relationship to actual family. So technically no.
Kayla: no.
Octavia Yenschufien: no.
Jessi McMechanic: no, believe it or not. I actually based her on the Mean Girls trope. So if you have a spray tan, blonde hair, would defend Black Gryph0n, straight and a 175 IQ, then DM me. If not, shut your fucking cake hole.
Dave Montgomery Blackbird: loosely!
Gavin: no. This one is me fucking around and making a joke OC. Anyone who says otherwise is a moron.
Lily "G" Greenwich: NO. Not based on anyone. Whoever says otherwise is a liar.
And if I miss any, poke me!
12. Are you proship?
You mean okay with shipping? Yes, hell, I ship Barnaby with Clippy as a joke. If you mean an enjoyer of problematic shipping (minor×adult, sibling×sibling), then FUCK NO.
13. Any disabilities?
Yes. Autism, depression, anxiety and I suspect ADD too. Need to get back on Concerta.
14. What's your worst trait?
Anger issues.
15. Are you those call-out blogs on Grey?
No. That is someone else pretending to be me but with a different name. Basically think of that one episode of Supernatural where Sam and Dean have to pretend to be their actors. In other words, I have a copycat problem.
16. Do you like children?
No. I'm scared of kids!
17. Any preferences as far as dating goes?
They better be over the age of 21 and have a hatred for creeps! I don't give a damn about anything else! (To any minors who lie about their age for whatever reason, stay away from me)
18. Do you like drama?
No. If anything I want this bullshit to end.
19. Any NSFW?
Do bath scenes that exclude your twin OC count? If so, I think so with a different OC who is not Airalain Hedgehog, aka the canon twin of Sonicphobia and it's directors cut. Nightmares don't count in canon! And Rest in Cheesecake is NOT NSFW because I wrote it when I was pissed off. I do not have any interest in dirty shit and anyone who says otherwise is lying.
