Ne'er-do-well behaviour

26 | Plural | Surfeit System

[orteil42]

how does something like Pokemon evolve over thousands of years? once the construct of capitalism wears off, what's left of an omnipresent world-spanning franchise? personally i think it's gonna get religious. it's gonna get syncretic

[chongoblog]

The medieval times had dragons. We also have dragons, we just want to fuck them

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

What Did She Mean By This??

[squidinu]

faux hero

[squidinu]

ended up not using this version because Mike knight popping off his helmet totally ruins the magic

[rtvsclipsilike]

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.

[rtvsclipsilike]

I cant stop thinking of this visual

[squidinu]

[lore dump under the cut]

This hollow suit of armor carries the spirit of a vengeful ghost feigning the valor of a holy knight.

In life this knight served under the great king Elkhorn, acting as a simple cupbearer. It was simple yet nerve wracking work. Over time the cupbearer grew to be the king's most trusted advisors. Which was simple, he knew how to make the king laugh. Years passed, and civil unrest stirred through Elkhorn's kingdom. The cupbearer caught wind of a brewing coup d'état against the king. Assassination was coming fast. The knight grew fearful of the king's drink. His hesitance shown through his nervous laughter and that reluctance angered the king.

Elkhorn forced the cupbearer into the royal cellars and pushed him to sample every barrel, every trough and water bucket. Day after day. Time began to melt into a blurry slog of drunken sickness. Until, finally, the cupbearer snapped. He would bring about Elkhorn's end.

That supper, the cupbearer feigned a drink. He passed the goblet of wine to the king, and watched King Elkhorn die.

This tickled the bleary-eyed cupbearer. It was finally over! He couldn't help but laugh and laugh. Until he slipped and fell down the servant stairs.

None but the cupbearer were able to relish in Elkhorn's demise before the castle was besieged by all manner of fiends. An army of monsters ravaged the city, driving its people out and slaying most. Witches, devils and warlords all fought for the throne, but none prevailed.

Not that it mattered to the cupbearer. He was dead. And whatever pride he felt upon killing the king quickly faded.

Now he wanders the countryside traveling alongside a plucky mage and their owl familiar.

[keiitopop]

hi! turns you into a piñata

[monkeywiki]

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[weirdrtvscomments]

from Scorpy’s second kh vod

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[spycyshark]

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

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[pobblebonked]

pooltoy tf sketch

[robdogdraws]

Maractus gijinka by @piroeoe 🌵

[storyweavingspider]

White Woman Dragon Shout: I DONT CARE

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

[spaghetti-steven93]

"Zaan Sahvot Dii"

" Scream Belief Mine"

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[suppermariobroth]

In Paper Mario: The Origami King, a plot event in Shangri-Spa is Bowser Jr.'s colors disappearing after taking a bath in the Spring of Jungle Mist. When he emerges from the spring, Kamek says a blank text bubble, whereupon he humorously explains that the shock made the color drain from his typeface.

However, while the speech bubble appears blank, it actually has text in it, which is merely set to 0% transparency - "You're bleached!". As such, it cannot actually be seen in-game under any circumstances, and requires extracting the data from the game's files to view. Interestingly, this text has been translated into all languages the game is available in, and cannot be seen in any of them. The table provides the text and a rough translation of all the language versions.

Source: Scrooge200

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[willgrahamscock]

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow