everything happens so much

[acceptingmyinsanity]

This generation has a nice looking plane movie

While our generation  found entertainment through this manufactured horror.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[megatrcn]

Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE

[merak-zoran]

Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.

[allmyemptyspace-deactivated2021]

Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.

[demonessryu]

Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation

Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT

[silver-millennial]

Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.

[stammsternenstaub]

Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.

[loonydoc13]

Indian recipes: spend two weeks digging the required spices out of your cupboards. Chop onions until you cry. Fry onions with spices until evey pore in your body is open, let the fragrance seep into your skin, become one with the curry.

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

german recipes: this meal isn’t what you think it is. it has 164 different names in different regions. it’s either made of potatoes, served with potatoes, or it’s cake. there’s a 50% chance it’s actually austrian, but don’t tell anyone.

[ay-federico-garcia]

belarusian recipes: “cook over a slow fire until done”. how many degrees is a slow fire? when is “done”? what am i even cooking there’s no picture and the only ingredients are honey and cornflower

[enjouyer]

turkish recipes: “if you do this, there’s really -REALLY- good change that you’ll die because everything is too spicy or too sweet but here we go”

[andromxche]

romanian recipes: if you don’t already know the ingredients and directions by heart then what are we doing here

[ginys]

Brazilian recipes: make an extra sweet (preferably with chocolate) version of other culture’s food (sushis, hot dogs, pizzas, kibes, sfeehas, spaghetti made of chocolate; strawberry sashimis, banana burritos…)

[notahotlibrarian]

American South recipes: put a stick of butter in it.  Oh, you already put butter in? Well, bless your heart honey, but go ahead and put another stick of butter in there.

[markwatneythespacepirate]

Polish Recipes: potato? Potato.

[darkstrangevirgilanxiboi]

Lithuanian Recipes : You’ll need mushrooms from THIS EXACT forest , and good luck knowing what spices you need because every version of this recipe is different ,you’ll either cook it too long or too little and it won’t taste the way you remember it from childhood ADD MORE MUSHROOMS FROM THE ROOTS OF THE TWELFTH TREE IN THIS FOREST

[viking-badger]

Croatian recipes: add vegeta. did you put some vegeta? i need you to put some vegeta there

[akasztofavirag-por]

Hungarian recipes: add more paprika and/or sour cream. More. More. MORE. And if you mention that you find it too greasy/spicy, you’re disrespecting our ancestors back to Attila the Hun.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Cajun recipes: go out to the bayou and kill three aquatic animals at random. make a roux. cook the aforementioned three animals in the roux with the entire contents of your spice cabinet

[sheisthefariesmidwife]

Irish recipes: start with bacon; add beer; add potato; is it lent? Add fish; not lent? Add lamb; add more beer. Serve with a pint and a spirited argument over who’s Gran had the “real” bacon-potato-beer recipe.

[shieldmaiden-of-ineffable-intent]

American South: Got vegetables? That’s far too healthy. Dip them in egg and coat them with corn meal and deep fry that shit. Still too healthy? No problem, serve them with Ranch Dressing.

[theywereonfire]

North Indian Recipes: You imagined a recipe book? Well if you follow one the spice wil never be right. So call you mother but first of all you’ll need a picture book differentiating all the spices and pulses. You better sit and learn them like an exam because every single time you make something. (Even tea) you gonna need that shit.

[owlcitytweets]

[funnygifs-funnygifs-funnygifs]

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[cheripi-moving-deactivated20181]

Hey atlanta airport do you take constructive criticism

[iamthecutestofborg]

Not all heroes wear capes

[iamthecutestofborg]

The saga continues

[mysharona1987]

A happy ending.

[baawri]

[lilmamabeyellin]

God all I ask for is the strength to overcome these obstacles i’m facing

[senatorgana]

today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something to upset you” because i used to only call him dad when i was annoyed and i was like…….oh

look what you did internet

you made the word daddy weird for me and now you’ve made my dad feel insecure

[homosexualchronicles]

oh my god

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

I am currently in love with this video.

[d0esntmakesense]

love this new disney movie

[ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2]

^^^^^^^^^

[molothoo]

What that dog know about the blues 😂😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know? How do they know???

[felliss00-deactivated20170331]

when you’re on a roll drawing even though you have no idea what you’re doing

[loblawdogblog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

true space facts

if u look up there it is

[rosswoodpark]

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

[hotsoccergirl1234]

My mom made this post

[strayastoner]