heteros are cancelled

we poppin the biggest bottles when mercy76 happens tomorrow

[yermemeblog]

[teathattast]

[despazito]

there was something innocent about being a weaboo in 1998-2008, if you’re a weeb now its just Very dark energies and menacing

[saintpuffy]

it’s probably all the pedophiles

[despazito]

[determinate-negation]

[prominent-nipple]

Beowulf, 2007 –– Dir. Robert Zemeckis Angelina Jolie as Grendel’s mother / Grendles mōðor

[gorgonsach]

[shewhosoothes-deactivated201711]

19yo woman: my 34yo boyfriend-

me, immediately on the phone with the lesbian mafia: hello i’d like to order a hit

[axeystuff]

Don’t let aesthetic blogs fool you, the real 90s aesthetic is “urban” and “attitude”-filled versions of classic cartoon characters on mass-produced merchandise

Kudos to Porky on that last one for looking like he was marching on Pride Parade ‘94

[axeystuff]

Adding to this, Tweety in specific gets a special achievement award because he was so goddamn pissed off for the entire decade

[aujnfcnaw]

I still have my “urban” drawstring bags (officially licensed by disney) I got on the plane in the late 90s/early 2000s

[randomanonman]

The 90s were a strange time

[axeystuff]

Yes this is the good stuff

[extremelycursedimages]

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[nonipple]

Tumblr's loving and respecting community

[extraops-deactivated20141020]

me,  a harmels cishet person: Honk hoynk

ANGRY TUMRL SJW:

[powerfulwizard]

“Yes, oh great and mighty Grand Champion? Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon? Shine your boots? Backrub, perhaps?”

[powerfulwizard]

“I have a feeling that you and I are about to become VERY close.”

[powerfulwizard]

“You have come! You have come to hear the word of Talos!”

[powerfulwizard]

“You sleep rather soundly for a murderer. That’s good. You’ll need a clear conscience for what I’m about to propose.”

[powerfulwizard]

“Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I’m confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it’s off to jail.”

[bunnyfemme-deactivated20180126]

You think being a LESBIAN 💖❤👭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍👩‍👧‍👧🌈 is hard? 😂😂😂😂 Try being a SAPIOSEXUAL 📖📒📚📓📘🔬🔭 Every night 🌕🌙⭐🌛 my parents 👪👫💏 call me a TURBO NERD 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 and say I’m NOT VALID 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[c-bassmeow]

[c-bassmeow]

[b0omhauer]

Fox in ‘Preliminary Conversations’ to Revive ‘King of the Hill’

From “The X-Files” to “24: Legacy” to “Prison Break,” Fox has been in the business of reviving beloved series of late. The next series to make that list may just…

[cryptid-sighting]

[cocaineteas]

Gianlucca Vacci.

[whitegirlsaintshit]

you spent bread on groupon for etiquette classes, accent lessons, books about venture capitalists and “how to act rich” manuals so you could impress your sugar daddy and seem sophisticated but when you two go on a date to the cryogenic center, he does this… wyd?

[chase2452]

wow can u believe peter parker is a trans boy?? iconic.

[segashark]

He’s not.

[iconiczuko]

if he’s not trans, then how can you explain THIS:

[segashark]

You know if you’re going to call me a transphobe do It in the actual post and not in the tags.

[iconiczuko]

better?

[segashark]

Yeah. But sadly you’re wrong, I’m no transphobe.

[iconiczuko]

are you sure?

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]