I can’t count how many times I failed math at school.
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I can’t count how many times I failed math at school.
The science of StarStarStar.
Trek: This is science-fiction, but we want our science to at least sound plausible. Therefore, most of the time, our scientific explanations will be rooted in scientific fact or at the very least solid, generally accepted theory.
Gate: We're about half and half. We try to make it plausible sometimes, but usually you just have to technobabble your way through it.
Wars: This man has a laser sword. Why does he have a laser sword? Because laser swords are cool. This is all the explanation you need.
Star Wars cast read terrible Star Wars jokes on the red carpet
I think you mean GREAT Star Wars jokes.
Dean you fucking nutcase
almost as wacky as when craig made toast
fucking hell craig! you might want to settle down
almost as wacky as when dean was laying on the floor
“Son,” the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”
I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made
my sense of humor: someone sends a text to me with a typo and I only respond with the typo
PLEASE UNMUTE THIS
For the love of god. Unmute it 😂
Jesus Christ.
“I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can.”
I’m dying.
(imgur album)
After that incident Bruce Lee gave him a spot in all of his movies. That moment actually launched Jackie Chan’s career.
I mean really, who wouldn’t want Bruce Lee to hold them as long as he can?
Nottingham was so sick tonight… We’re having a blast on this tour! Leeds is next and we’re stoked to see what you guys have to offer, let’s see Ho can be the craziest! (à The Bodega)
this entire episode is a treasure.
Kumail Nanjiani
[video]
These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.
Dennis being an actual sociopath is my favorite running gag