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holy mother of fuck

i found a rabbit

timetechturntables a réagi à votre billet:

the transformation was a sucess

success*

#timetechturntables

why is jade dave

#i was confused about my crush list for a second

#*!casually just wonders how many people know who i am #*!also what if i was active consistantly for once

hi jade.

#revyourharley

huh.

#mcegberts #look

... didnt mean to break that.

#*!today was cleaning day #*!we exploded the fucking vacuum #*!and now i have to clean up my laptop and its contents and upload things to photobucket to clean up my mem and whatnot #*!this is me saying i exist but i might not be on today until way later

timetechturntables-archive

hahaha of course i did how could i not?

surineur

i will sit on you

#timetechturntables

mcegberts-archive

well aren’t you the kindest little pooch i ever did see? with skills like that you’ll end up on america’s most wanted in no time at all. <3

surineur

see, the great thing is youre immortal so aside from it being abuse, there isnt much you can pull on me for that one.

#mcegberts

birdtiers

it was a stream of pictures over and over on my dash this time but give it some time and im sure that cat troll will be back you can eat her i give you permission

surineur

pictures are useless. ugh. no thanks. but if you find that cat troll and you get its coordinates and shit, i will eat it and you and i will be best friends.

#birdtiers

mcegberts-archive

and if he ascends to god tier upon his death? then what?

surineur

then im going to stab you repeatedly and roll around in your guts and intestines for a good hour and a half. <3

#mcegberts

timetechturntables-archive

wait wait what hold up whatd i do?

surineur

you just made a pokemon reference in a discussion about -- more or less -- shitty horrible games you make a pokemon reference

#timetechturntables

selfrighte9us a réagi à votre billet:

I just want t9 kn9w why it has t9 6e l9nger than I am tall. H9w d9es it even fit anywhere? That w9uld mean… 9h.

jesus christ

#selfrighte9us

karcinoma-blog

WAY TO NOT BE COMPLETELY VAGUE AT ALL. THAT’S REALLY INFORMATIVE. THOUGH, IT’S NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOR GOOD. I’M GLAD YOU’RE NOT. AND I’M JUST GOING TO BE OK WITH THAT BECAUSE I KNOW DESPITE MY EFFORTS YOU’RE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY.

surineur

you dont need to know because im back now and thats all that even matters at this point. because i dont need to leave again to tend to it anymore and thus the world is a safe place and the house is safe to accept my eternal presence.

why the hell would i leave a place where i get pampered to hell and back daily. damn. no way am i going anywhere.

im glad youve come to this understanding. it makes things a lot easier for everyone.

#frustratceans

mcegberts-archive

don’t do that.

surineur

then he better keep that fucking shovel away from me or hes going to die the only permanent death a digital character can

#mcegberts

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