Mal

Malachi | he/him

[surprise-dentistry]

if you’re a steampunk using ai images or anyone at all making steampunk ai images you’re so insanely uncool and unsteampunk

also it’s not even good at it??? it’s so terrible at gears that it’s like. glaringly obvious when someone used ai. and clocks it’s bad at clocks too.

i saw a steampunk landscape that was 3d modeled by a real person in 2008 the other day and was so happy to see one that wasn’t ai for once that i almost cried

[squidjellyo]

bucket list:

Drink some brew

Join the choir

Build myself a funeral pyre

[luckiest-lamb-in-town-official]

"I'm gay." "I'm straight." "I'm bi." well, I've got no celebraaaation, just this consolaaaaaation, time eats all his children in the end.

[luckiest-lamb-in-town-official]

"I'm a man." "I'm a woman." "I'm neither." Yeah, okay, well, I sing soooongs until the bRRReak of dawn, I embrace a new man every night, my life's one never-ending CARN-I-VALLL!! A world of boozy floozy flashing lights!!!!!

[luckiest-lamb-in-town-official]

"I'm cis." "I'm trans." "I'm genderfluid." Okay but I am just a man, a space age man, that's all I am! But I wanna hold your hands, all your hands, as we make love tonight~ I have no desire to rule the galaxy, oh, to hold you close, that's enough for me, makin' love in, zero gravity!~ ;3c

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[justannoyingbear]

On the occasion of today's International Steampunk Day, I wish to state the following:

A.I. slop is not steampunk.

Thank you and happy steampunk day.

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[steampoweredpsycho]

Me

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

waoh stop spinning you're too fasts for me, and i'm a finch.

and im a finch

im striped

[trekkiebeth]

Rabbit | photo by trekkiebeth

[th3-cr34tur3ssssss]

secure all your items strap in and hold on for the ride‼️ and keep your hands inside‼️ oh it's about to begin ‼️I'm bursting within ‼️climbing rising higher feel my face against the wind ‼️‼️

[luckiest-lamb-in-town-official]

uh... long

many much lots of colors...

not moving ones but still

SECURE ALL YOUR ITEMS, STRAP IN AND HOLD ON FOR THE RIDE!

AND KEEP YOUR HANDS INSIDE,

OH, IT'S ABOUT TO BEGIN!

I'M BURSTING WITHIN!!

CLIMBING, RISING HIGHER, FEEL MY FACE AGAINST THE WIND,

LOOKING DOWN AT IT ALL, AT THE ANTS CAUGHT IN THEIR EVERYDAY STRIFE!

My God, this ride is like my life, take me up and away, above this small town cliché.

To leave this place behind, oh, I'm just waiting for the day!!

But at the top of the peak,

There's a moment where you're king of the world....

And suddenly you're hurled!

Over, up, and then down, towards the carnival ground

Screaming, join the crazy twisted symphony of sound!!

Oh, how I love to hear,

EVERY KIND OF MUSIC!!

Blasting in my ears,

(Guns 'n' Roses

Chopped Diva, Beatles

Oh, how lively!)

It smells like COTTON CANDY!!

Corn dogs and rancid beers!

(Coloured lights and people screaming,

Light as reeling,

Light as dreaming!)

Take me higher!!

NO NO

I never wanna stop!

(Stomach churning,

falling money,

kinda freaky,

kinda funny-)

Tick-a, tick-a, tick-a, tick-a,

Tick-a, tick-a, tick-a, tick-a-

WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA

Just-a waiting for the drop!!

Oh, into the spin, and then something doesn't feel quite right!

A blur of coloured light!

Dizzy whirling around!! Oh, where is the ground!?

My heart is in my throat, I feel my chest begin to pound!

Oh, bright lights ahead,

And we're spinning, and it's suddenly ƒlat!

What happened to this track!?

Did they set it up right??

That's why my knuckles are white!

We're ƒlying, ƒloating forward-

That's a blinding yellow light!

At 6:19, this same rollercoaster's front axel would break, causing it to derail at the apex of the loop-de-loop, hurtling the children to their deaths.

Ah-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Tonight, I wish to give them the chance to express not who they were perceived to be, but what they dreamt they were.

And then you're sailing through space...

You don't know up from down...

And you feel a little strange...

From all that spinning 'rooooound...

And everything you loved...

And everything you dreamed...

And everything you feared...

And everything that seemed so, oh so terrifying...

.....

Is far behind on the ground...

Like our far from the city little itty bitty pretty home town...

Just a teeny tiny dot...

On a wee blue ball...

And we've all been spinning...

All been spinning......

Round and round and round

And round and round

Round and round

And round and round and round

And round and round

Round and round and-

Every kind of music!!

Blast in my ears,

(All those coloured lights!

Oh oh oh...)

Cotŧon candy and rancid beers,

(I gotŧa wear shades,

'Cause the future's so bright!)

Oh!

Take me higher,

No, no!

I never want to stop

(Never gonna bring me down, down...)

Oh!

Take me up, right up to the top!

(I'll never put my feet on the ground.)

Oh!

Every kind of music!

Blastin' in my ears,

(Life was about to start,

Oh oh oh...)

Coŧton candy and rancid beers

(We never should have got into that rickety cart!)

Oh!

Take me higher...

Wait!

Are we still on the track?

Uh-oh!

Felt the droppp,

Now I knowww,

Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh, we're never going back!

ARE. WE. EVER.

EVER. GOING.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKK????????????

[get-them-out-of-my-skull-0914]

Opening songs :)

In order:

Tragic Fact

Fall Fair Suite

Waiting For the Drop

Uranium Suite

[surprise-dentistry]

so weird to think i was ever anti waiting for the drop

what was wrong with me this is the actual best song ever