“Anything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha.”
“I just like to watch you guys.”
“Well, of course I’m right. I know men! I wasn’t born yesterday.”
“I mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean, what’s going on here?”
“I like you very much, loverboy.”
“Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy!”
“If you love me, you’ll drink this.”
“A-ha-ha. I’m tired, I’m wasted, I love you darling!”
“Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.”
“I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.”
“Did you, uh, know, that chocolate is the symbol of love?”
“I just need to borrow some sugar.”
“If I were a burglar, you would be my best friend.”
“A man like that, with a gun! My god!”
“What kind of drugs do you take?!”
“I’m just wanting to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much. I love you.”
“I don’t understand you. Why do you do things like this?”
“I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi [name].”
“Well I’m just sitting up here thinking, you know? I got a question for you.”
“Oh, man, I just can’t figure women out. Sometimes they’re just too smart, sometimes they’re just flat-out stupid, other times they’re just evil.”
“You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live.”
“You don’t feel guilty about this at all.”
“What do you think? Women change their minds all the time.”
“You are tearing me apart, [name]!”
“Do you understand life? Do you?”
“I gotta go see [name] in a little bit to make out with her.”
“He’s just telling us about an underwear issue he had.”
“I don’t love [name] anymore. I don’t even like him. I had sex with someone else.”
“Ha-ha-ha, chicken, [name], you’re just a little chicken! Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep chee-ee-ee-eep eeeeeeeeeeee!”
“Hey, who are you calling a kid? Fuck you!”
“You look great. You look a babyface.”
“Anyway, how is your sex life?”
“Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there’s nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.”
“I feel like I’m sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.”
“If you’d keep your girl satisfied, she wouldn’t come to me!”
“I kill you, you bastard.”
“You betrayed me, you’re not good, you’re just a chicken, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep.”
“Why don’t you ditch this creep? I don’t like him anymore.”
“Sure baby, come on up. I want your body.”
“You little tramp. How could you do this to me?! I gave you seven years of my life! And you betray me.”
“You think you’re an angel. You’re just like everybody.”
“Aughhhhhhhh!!! Everybody betray me. I don’t have a friend in the world.”
“Yes, he’s dead. Yes he’s dead!”
“I’ve lost him, but I still have you, right? Right?”
“Tramp! You killed him. You’re the cause of all of this. I don’t love you. Get out of my life, you bitch!”
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