Why you gotta be like that?

34, ask for more. Formerly: Philachu

[surrender-to-the-weird]

I'm not dead.

I'm just an Audio Engineer now!

[mevil]

[skoople]

woah.. oh no...wohno! AAAHh! aahh.. ohh- TOILET! toileett uwough.. whoaa.. wuuh.. ohnoo.. toilet, tv.. wah noooo! toilet tv.. oouuhh. ooh. OUUH OH NOOoo.. Wow! oh no.. aaagh.. hah.. WOOAUHH! WHOA NOOO! oh no! oouuh.. WOAHH.. ouhh..

[everythingfox]

Adorable red panda

[nepofledgling]

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

[nepofledgling]

I’m going to think about this forever…

[everythingfox]

3D dorito

[everythingfox]

Full of helium

[gay-systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[gay-systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[gay-systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]

[beardedmrbean]

[modeus-the-xenofeminist]

[felix]

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

[felix]

[courtofthevampireking]

[killer-arcade]

[courtofthevampireking]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theauthor27]

[lux-astralis]

[bardnuts]

the father the son and the holy spirit

[damnbluewires]

you ever heard a lightning fucking scream?

youre about to

[the-jade-palace]

Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing

[the-jade-palace]

[the-jade-palace]

[milf-adjacent]

The Dover Boys (1942)

[exclamatia]

yeah fuck it why not

dover boys break

[kdinjenzen]

[log6]

had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough

[crazy-brazilian]

[avantegarda]

[thatsthat24]

If Spider-Man was afraid of spiders 🕷️