Surrey Problems

North Surrey, South Surrey, Guildford, Newton, Fleetwood, Cloverdale, Whalley, Fraser Heights, or Strawberry Hill. Welcome to Surrey, Gs. Turns out we got problems too. -signed, a fellow Surrey resident who likes to poke fun at their city

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Watch and learn, buddyy

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Just about every secondary school in Surrey

teenage boys:

teenage girls:

#soundsaboutright

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When I think I hear a gunshot outside

or it could be fireworks. Who knows in this damn city!

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When the Surrey white trash need some money

#fail

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When I shop at T&T supermarket

#eatALLthecandy!

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When an expensive car almost hits me

aaaand its being driven by a brown rich kid:

extra points if they're blasting loud hip-hop/bollywood music

#holyshit

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When I see the crazies near Gateway

Their usual MO:

#runbro

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When I saw the lineup of brown people at Old Navy

or Aeropostale. 

#yayboxingdayshopping

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Sledding at Kwantlen Park

#wheeeee

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Fair warning.

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How everyone was driving yesterday

drive safe!

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When I see those giant slow APNA* driving school trucks around Newton

I immediately think:

*or any other driving school where the driving skill of the (usually) brown drivers scare the shit out of you

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The prices of Fusion Festival food

goddamn pricey tickets

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Surrey girls summed up

#soundsaboutright

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When I see a hooker working King George

and then she gets picked up:

I did NOT just see that.

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When you're absolutely sure you definitely just saw a drug deal go down

#whistleandwalkaway

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When girls wear pajama pants in public

extra points if they've paired them with Uggs

extra extra points if they've paired them with muffin top