I Am A Rock, I Am An Island

Alix Thirty Lesbian Michigan Engaged 💕

[prideprejudce]

i honestly have no idea why anyone would ever want to be a famous celebrity or an “““influencer””” for a career in today's world because i, speaking as the dumbest person i know, would not be able to handle seeing all my half-brained decisions put out on display to the entire world. like i would not be able to read a tmz article about me being in the grocery store for three hours and leaving with nothing but cranberry juice and paper towels. or the time i ran straight through a roundabout because i thought it was a speed bump….and stan people on twitter would be dissecting my every move like “this must be an outward manifestation of inner turmoil from a complex mind” like no!!! i’m dumb!!! none of this goes any deeper than me just being my normal dumb self!! anyway what a nightmare 

[prideprejudce]

[velvetun]

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

Scientifically and psychologically speaking, long periods of physical contact or just closeness stimulate chemicals in the brain that promote trust. If you’ve ever slept while cuddling somebody you just met, you know how incredibly comfortable you feel with them after you wake up, as if you’ve known each other for years. So yes, a long nap together is actually the ideal date if your goal is a relationship based on trust.

[futurist]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[cyggiestardust]

Can’t move, can barely work… You’ve come through three times already, Money Cat

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[musica-l]

me after finals

[somecutething]

Leave the Internet, and play with me!

[remanence-of-love]

[moxis]

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

[evilspice]

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

[greglestrade]

HONESTLY ???????!?!?!?!?!?!

[tealady]

Instagram has censored #lesbian, but #gay, #bisexual and #trans and #queer are all still in use. Fun.

[tealady]

With Youtube marking LGBT content as “restricted”, I want to point out that “#lesbian” is still censored on Instagram, six months after I noticed and made this post. 

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

rn it feels like Tumblr is a big ass parking lot and everybody just got out the club asking “what yall bout to do”

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

@staff

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of underrated tweets, part 6

(the series)

[mahkoons]

i’m sad that i’m still like this after so many years. i’m just sad.

[dextersdaughter-deactivated2016]

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which