Real Life Just Isn't Right @susanwhatley - Tumblr Blog

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

whatsupwalnut

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

inkieswirlsgaming

This is a threat

everwalldigan-deactivated202602

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

angicoforest

No anatomy just darkness

skywardmmoon

nobody will ever speak ill of my son ever again he volunteers at the HOSPITAL bless him

also one step closer to dr damian wayne bc i think there’s beautiful writing in ra’s going from a doctor to an assassin raising his grandchild to be an assassin but damian wants to be a healer 😔

put that boy in med school

bog-coffee

Guests at a gala notice that Brucie Wayne is surprisingly jacked. Like, a suspicious amount of muscle for a CEO who lives a life of luxury and doesn't do any physical labour. An amount of muscle that goes beyond "works out to stay fit and look good". And when he's asked about this by a gossip columnist guest he panicks (he's running on 2 hours sleep) and says "It's so I can pick up my kids!"

Now everyone is looking at his kids. Cass and Tim are tiny at 5’ 5 and 5' 7. Damian is still a kid and he's also small. Dick is bigger, but picking him up wouldn't require that much muscle. Maybe Duke, who is still growing but looks like he could be about Bruce's height when he's fully grown? Maybe him?

Then Jason officially returns from the dead. And everyone looks at the 6' 4, 260lbs walking double fridge and goes "Ahhh, ok then."

wolfae34

Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”

Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”

gffa

HE WAS SO EXCITED TO GET TO DRIVE THE BATMOBILE HOW DARE YOU BRUCE LET THE TINY CHILD DRIVE THE MASSIVE TANK WITH ROCKET BOOSTERS THAT CAN CATAPAULT IT UP TO PROBABLY LIKE 200MP IN A DENSELY POPULATED URBAN AREA YOU MONSTER

dmitrigirl

my psychiatrist just diagnosed me with 19th century russian literature character

mapsontheweb

Most-used word in each US state.

beastmac

the amount of people in the notes that haven’t read the fucking map is astonishing

only-tiktoks

thedogeveryonehates

>:V

specsthespectraldragon

people will look at this man and go "this is a scary and remorseless killer who will chase you for four miles"

ma'am he can't even chase his own braincell

tatumsdrawing

Every time I see one

bipdf

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

werkwerkelizaaa

erodingsinner

BLACK SAILS — S02E01. "IX"

mclennonyaoi

when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

mclennonyaoi

all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad

mclennonyaoi

though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents

servingpussy

My mom is Deaf so when I was like 5 I plugged all the drains in the bathroom with towels & toilet paper and turned the bathtub and sink on full blast before we went out to go shopping cause I knew she wouldn’t hear it and I flooded the entire house for no reason

mclennonyaoi

ok that is some nasty shit i can’t even believe the amount of damage that would’ve done 😭

mclennonyaoi