this is not an exit.

[sushiboxers]

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Profile Info

PFP: Casey Hartley's chat avatar, Night In The Woods Background: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Bio: quote from novel American Psycho, originally from Jean-Paul Sartre's play No Exit <3

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About Me

You can call me Puppy. Early 20s. He/Him

No DNI but I block semi-liberally, don't be offended (if, let's be honest, you even notice). Minors will be blocked without exceptions.

PNI (please now interact): 00s aesthetic/tech enthusiasts, polyamorous folk/relationship anarchists/other non-monogamists, people who love science and arts equally (or just feel deeply connected to both), non-practicing human beings, people whose favorite color is orange, people who love star wars (esp. obi-wan kenobi), people who do not feel normal about ewan mcgregor and his filmography.💖

My Posting Ethos #myethos: I try to keep things light, inspiring, aesthetically pleasing, and/or enlightening. Topics may include nature, technology, politics, and of course a healthy dose of random bullshit. Some posts may be NSFW. That being said, I also am prone to occasional but pretty severe vent-posting; I prefer not to tag it, since this is my space to express myself freely, so if you don't want to see that you should not follow me. <3

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Links

Personal Website | Letterboxd | StoryGraph

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Tagging System:

#sushibarks - my original posts!

#posts about life - some are "good", some are "bad". all posts about human life on planet earth.

#tech tips - these are... not usually tips at all, it started as tips (e.g. how to install ad blockers or switch to Firefox), but now i use that tag to post about this bitch of an internet we cohabitate.

Sitewide tags I sometimes use include #running, #zombies run, and #star wars :]

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[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[sushiboxers]

High for the first time in months #hellyeah

[sushiboxers]

actually im crossfaded EVEN BETTER i literally forgot even tho i had a beer to my mouth as i typed this

[sushiboxers]

High for the first time in months #hellyeah

[beadyeyes]

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

[house-rat]

As an aro who has been abused by those who loved me, I want to see more love as horror. Love as suffocation. Love as violence. I don’t want to hear “if they really loved you they wouldn’t have—” as if love is some pure force, some inherent good. Show me love that is evil. Love that is haunting. Love that is poison dressed up as a cure.

[sushiboxers]

I LOST ANOTHER FOLLOWER LOL. Like what were u even expecting from me at this point...

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[thepinkpestilence]

they always be laying like they just had a post nut clarity together

[jessepinkkitty]

Heisenbitch is genuinely the funniest possible ship name for them. You guys aren't big on subtlety huh.

[sushiboxers]

Ok sorry i have another thought– are there any galewalt shippers in the chat because, "However you like things to be done is exactly how we're gonna do them, period, from here on out, so... Please. Teach me." HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME IS THIS THING ON

[sushiboxers]

I can't understand how anyone could watch breaking bad and not at least understand where the waltjesse shipping comes from, cus this pairing is literally cooked to toxic yaoi perfection. It's actually a lot like the blue meth, 99.3% pure ass delicious toxicity, so good it makes everything interesting. Is it HEALTHY? HELL no. But that makes it so fucking fun.

The push and pull of them arguing constantly and physically fighting and Walt lovebombing Jesse and them fucking each other over and then saving each other's asses in completely dire situations like ohhhhh my goooooddd. Yeah.

And screen caps from seasons 2 & 3 under the cut to illustrate part of what's making me feel FUCKING INSANE RIGHT NOW

[thepinkpestilence]

real love endures or whatever that was

[despinaxxz]

We gonna talk about how they pushed the beds together..

[dreadwife]

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

[fagknowledge]

Walter wide was many things but it is extremely funny how he neglected his own flesh and blood teenage son in order to be an even worse father to a wholly different guy

[sushiboxers]

barista knew my order when i came in today... i made it y'all