Sometimes I Forget To Be A Human, Send Help

Female 30 | bi | she/her A creature of habit posting a mix of writing tips, feel good posts, fandom trash, and weird humor. Fanfiction @ AO3 WarAgainstReality.

[neillandprey]

"local quests near me"

"quests to complete nearby"

"quests available in my city"

"nearest quest board google maps"

"beginner side quests in my neighborhood"

^ 0 results Found

This is why you should spend less time posting OnLine and more time posting on the quest board!!!

Example:

Seeking a brave adventurer to fetch me one 5lbs bag of all purpose flour. Reward: A batch of fresh homemade snickerdoodles.

This could be the world we live in, but alas! You squander your time on this mortal plane! Imagine the baked goods we could have shared! Perhaps... in another life.

[susstardust]

BG3 broken. Can someone help?

Lately I’m completely hyperfixated on Baldur’s Gate 3, but the new patch obliterated my game. My game worked at first after patch 5, but then the issues started around the time of the fix

First I couldn’t customize my characters in the mirror or customize any new ones.

- Trying in the mirror superimposes all of the maps and icons from the main game over where any options would be.

- Trying for a new character just doesn’t bring up any options at all.

Now almost every time I’m in a conversation it freezes (idle graphics still going like I didn’t make a choice) when I make a choice and will not let me continue. I’m playing on a gaming laptop with the original download through Steam. I already tried reinstalling, but that didn’t help.

Does anyone know what’s wrong, or do I just have to wait for a fix from Larian?

[susstardust]

EDIT: I’ve started working on something. I’ll post soon. Thank you for your interest.

______________________________________

I haven’t written for fun in so long but have been toying with a new idea with Baldur’s Gate 3 I’m thinking about posting… a mom Tav who is trying to make it back to her kid and instinctually uses mom skills to help with conflict in and outside of camp. I have conflict planned for a couple of characters and am starting a new playthrough to get a better idea of other tie-ins.

Would you want to read a fic about a mom Tav trying to making it home and handling companion drama like only a mother could? (Planned angst/conflict with Astarion and Shadowheart)

Yes

No

Voting ended onNov 25, 2023

[raygunny]

Content that reminds me of Astarion

Part 1 & Part 2

[susstardust]

This fits so well, and I’m a sucker for a good quote.

[visenyaism]

me and the bad bitches i pulled by having matching brain parasites that psychically draw our thoughts together

[gautiersylvain]

baldur's gate 3 + the internet (1/?)

[susstardust]

I am so hyperfixated on this game that it’s not funny. The characters just get better the longer you play.

[pakhnokh]

Cannnnn you feeeeeeel the WANGXIAN toniiiiiight???? (Part 1/3) Wen Qing knows what's up!

This is the project I was talking about a few days ago. I came up with this idea in 2020, a month after finishing the novel. This part was drawn in 2021. I have the next part as a WIP waiting to be continued haha

[susstardust]

Disney meets MDZS. Love it!

[yuumei-art]

Paint Me Away

Sometimes I just want to disappear into the canvas, vanish beneath layers of paint, and become something more beautiful than reality.

[susstardust]

Beautiful work and 100% a mood.

[aphel1on]

text post meme (wangxian edition)

bonus:

[susstardust]

This speaks for itself.

[lunationflux]

i started collecting text posts i thought were wangxian core bfore I even actually read mdzs and then came back and edited them onto some for fun after and. I think I’m very funny. so I’m sharing the wealth

[hachama]

If you use self-deprecating humor, that's fine. It's not my cup of tea, but it's fine.

If you use self-deprecating humor AND you're depressed or have a poor self image, I strongly suggest switching to hyperbolic self-aggrandizing humor. I truly believe it's 100000% healthier long term AND I think it's much, much funnier.

For example

*trips over a speck of dust*

Option 1: haha, I'm such a klutz, I'll probably break my neck opening a jar of pickles someday

Option 2: I AM THE MOST GRACEFUL PERSON WHO EVER LIVED YOU SAW NOTHING

[susstardust]

This sounds hilarious and uplifting.

[pflugy17]

[susstardust]

Me while still job hunting two weeks before I’m laid off.

[linssweater]

This thread omg

[thejeksburyguy]

Family doesn’t have to be blood related.

Sometimes family is a righteously angry little girl, her supportive brother, a random stranger with a thirst for chaos and justice, two foreign grandmas, and The Rest Of The Plane.

[featherfrond]

yasss this makes me happy like nothing else lol

[susstardust]

This is too good not to share.

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Life advice with Moma:

Mosquitoes hate lavender, so if you don't have or don't like using chemical-based mosquito repellents, try putting a few drops of lavender oil in the water in an aromatherapy diffuser or an essential oil burner. Works wonders!

If you have something that you dread to do, don't wait around to feel better about it, just do it now. The more you put it off, the harder it will be to start it. Be salty and angry about it, curse its existence, doesn't matter, as long as you do it.

The first draft always sucks. But its purpose isn't to be good, it's to exist.

Don't text exes. This applies to both platonic and romantic relationships. Don't do it.

If you wear an eye mask to sleep, take it off slowly when you wake up in the morning to avoid sudden eye strain. Preferably, take it off with your eyes closed, wait a minute or two, then slowly blink your eyes open.

[fluttershyplushie]

pleaseeeee hire me im just a little guy… im just a little guy and im sooo cute and you should give me sooo much money one million per second and um also let me sit down. thank you <3

[appri-dot]

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

[appri-dot]

Its actually so important to me

[susstardust]

This is hilarious but cute. We have someone with diluted changeling blood that changes colors like a mood ring in a D&D campaign.

[remanence-of-love]