gno home like gnome home

neil. 20s. i like bugs and stuff

[neillandprey]

it's so fucked up that they copyright struck mambostuck

[auckie]

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

[auckie]

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

[beinartgallery]

“Polygonal Horse II” - Sculpture by Gregor Gaida #inspiration https://www.instagram.com/p/BMz67_vB4Fk/

[iguanamouth]

dont forget about their best friend, polygonal horse I

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why did he make 2?? Now there’s a breeding pair!

[krsonmar]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

I can't read one report on air strikes without thinking there are people whose job is creating these weapons and they make six figures or more doing it and their family will live a comfortable life on that money. It will never leave my mind that this is an industry

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

"Shouldn't you be mad at the defense contractor's ceo and not employees, it's not like they can change anything" I mean the employees could do more damage to the company than the ceo if they wanted. A ceo is one guy who can be fired. If the company's workforce were to abandon operations, on the other hand...that's not an easily resolvable situation. Not that the workforce would quit when they already decided the money was more important, but hypothetically, it's actually fair to say they hold some responsibility, no? Literally no one is forcing you to work for a defense contractor, it was just your most financially beneficial option.

[27-moons]

Hi guys young USAmericans are making me suicidal

[phobic-human]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

BREAKING: Laura Les of famed hyperpop duo "100 gecs" last seen participating in "pjackk challenge"

[theygender]

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

[spamandemotions]

Reboot for afab health tips

[theygender]

Not all afab people have vaginas actually, and trans women & transfems who undergo bottom surgery are just as capable of getting vaginal yeast infections as people who were born with their vaginas. I appreciate the urge to use inclusive language, but this post is not exclusive to afab people! In cases like these, naming the specific body part (ie. "vagina health tips") is more precise and inclusive

[tuulikki]

For those who only have the time to skim this: the “just as capable” line links to an article that isn’t about comparing rates, but is actually documenting (for the first time on the medical record!) that it does indeed happen.

If you’ve had bottom surgery and have a yeast infection, the article suggests that miconazole capsules/tablets are preferable to creams, though either would do in a pinch.

[certifiedsexed]

Certified Sex Ed Post!

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[cottoncandylesbo]

lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

[cottoncandylesbo]

the comments.

[babybasher]

[girlmostlikely]

Literally

[symbolishplant]

YOU ARE THE SHIT, IN THE TOILET, THAT BAAULP DIDN'T FLUSH

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

do yall remember when people would send fake anon hates asks to themselves

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

it appears i have struck a nerve ? #staymad

[succubuschic]

[hollowboobtheory]

hey kids? people who fit in don't wear any kind of collar actually. wait fuck I just realized these are belts nvm maybe I'm the one in a bubble

[cmn159]

Wym no one wears a collar? There’s a collar on the shirt that’s tucked in and held up by the belt. It’s the part of the shirt that goes around the neck. The collar.

[hollowboobtheory]

not that kind of collar

[merely-another-fool]

i can tell you with full confidence that people also just straight up wear collars sometimes

[cmn159]

Yeah they do all the time… it’s on every shirt. Do you mean chokers? Yeah those are less common but still people wear them. What are you trying to say? That people wear an uncommon article of clothing that you use the wrong word for?

[hollowboobtheory]

no, I'm talking about collars. not chokers. they are extremely common in alternative circles.

[cmn159]

What would you call this?

It is a square of course. But in niche math circles, it is taught that a square is actually a kind of rectangle. Nonetheless, it would still be incorrect even in these circles but more so outside of them, to call say the above picture is a “rectangle” because while yes it is a rectangle it is more accurately a square.

So you see how this is like your choker/collar example?

The pictures you showed are collars, but if you called it such (especially outside your subcultures) then you would be inaccurate as there is a more accurate word that sets the chokers you are talking about apart from the collars found on every shirt that has been produced.

It doesn’t matter how a small subsection of the English speaking population uses a word if the word is just inaccurate for the object you are talking about because people inside and outside of the subcultures will misunderstand your message because of your inaccuracy.

[hollowboobtheory]

[hollowboobtheory]

before this gets any more notes I wanna thank cmn159 for distracting everybody from the fact that i forgot belts exist

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[neillandprey]

whatever i saw a dulf but i laughed at him and scared him away. idk dude ur pushing 40 and ur asking a bunch if 20 somethings "are u guys just talking 2 me bc u feel sorry 4 me" like yeah man kinda. but he bought us drinks so slay

he was kinda hot in a weird john green kind of way. not that i find jinh greenn attractive. i dont.maybe. idk i neter tbought about it. whatevwr fuck iff. look im just saing he kind a looked like thay and he has 2 kiss?? what? kids. not kiss. idc abt delete buttin rn i have priorities