The Writing Prisoner

I am a bisexual girl who was diagnosed with POTS. This is a collection of things I like, feel strongly about, and want to share. I am going to warn everyone that this is a super random blog, it is not specific to any fandom or topic it is just super random. You have been warned.

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[smuttycravings]

valko's "bad" habits

۶ৎ valko has a shameful tendency to squeeze your butt aggressively prior to holding your waist when you're shopping together. it's nearly automatic. he can't simply walk alongside you without squishing it at least once, it's an addiction of his.

۶ৎ since you met him, valko has developed a cuddling necessity. he won't be able to drift off during bedtime without his big beefy arms delicately wrapped around either you or a oversized plush. so naturally, he playfully bought himself one for the nights you aren't sleeping underneath the same sheets.

۶ৎ valko checks your social media accounts once he catches some alone time like a reflex, more often than he'd like to admit. it's genuinely involuntary, poor baby can't help himself. he must see you, even if it's the exact photo he's seen countless times.

۶ৎ a relatively overprotective and possessive partner. what's his, can't be anyone else's. valko entirely rejects the idea of sharing and typically, his naturally territorial nature is somewhat subtle but never absent.

[prokopetz]

You know what I miss the most about pre-1990s fantasy? Novels with titled chapters and tables of contents. I know you still get them now and again, but before the 90s it was common practice, and you wouldn't believe how much easier it is to discuss shit when you've got named episodes to go on.

[aurayiie]

Valko, you are so loved 💕

[purrtoru]

valko has a habit of nuzzling you whenever he can ♡

he just cannot help himself, the moment you’re within reach, he’s leaning in.

he’ll rest his forehead on your shoulder for a second before rubbing his nose against you with the tiniest sigh, like he’s exactly where he wants to be.

“valko..?”

he only hums in response, nose now buried against the side of your neck, taking a deep breath in.

“…are you listening?” you try again.

he nuzzles you again, with a little more energy, smiling when you laugh and try to push his face away.

“ughh.. stop it!” you playfully whine.

but you lying in bed is always his favorite.

he’ll curl his arms around you, hiding his face against your hair or the crook of your neck, breathing you in like it’s the most comforting thing in the world.

his wolf ears relax the instant he settles against you, giving a content flick as you absentmindedly scratch behind one.

“…mm.” it’s barely a sound— more of a pleased rumble from him.

you smile, continuing to rub slow circles behind his ear.

behind him, his tail gives a slow, lazy swish across the bed.

“aww! your tail is wagging, you’re like a real puppy!” you say in complete awe.

the fluffy thing gives another thump against the mattress.

“…traitor,” he almost growls, but he isn’t talking to you— he’s talking to his tail.

his ears pin back with embarrassment while the traitorous thing keeps swaying behind him anyway, picking up speed the more you laugh.

“i can’t control it..” he huffs. “stop looking at it.”

he lets out the smallest groan before hiding his face even deeper against your neck.

a little silence passes, and after a bit he mumbles something into your skin.

“what was that?” you ask.

“…makes me feel better.” his ears lower slightly with embarrassment once again. “when you smell like me.”

you reach up to smooth a hand over one fluffy ear, smiling when it flicks happily beneath your fingers.

“then i guess i don’t mind.”

his tail, which had finally calmed down, immediately starts wagging again— faster this time, sweeping happily back and forth against the blankets.

bring him back NOW >:(

[lostintheladssauce]

MY BRAIN JUST CONNECTED THE DOTS!!!!!!

Rafayel ( a fish ) Has his exercise by Running (a land based activity)

Valko ( a wolf) Has his exercise by Rowing (a water based activity)

THEY GODAMN COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER!!!!!

(side note: I had to take a screen shot from a random YouTube channel because LADS doesn't have the vid up yet)

[chocotist]

puppy stuff :p

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[spacekittiesmeow]

man's gorgeous.

[moonlitbeth]

the most sylus thing ever is yearning for his wife while being at gunpoint

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of glaring

[fibro-memes]

[netranetwork]

bunchoffriends get lads beamed and please make the baby’s middle name valko thank yo

[r18-g]

honestly one of the strangest and worst takes i have heard in a long time.

[self-loving-vampire]

I wish people actually looked up what grooming actually is, because it's not "when you read something horny before your 18th birthday".

Grooming involves someone deliberately trying to gain a minor's trust and open them up for sexual abuse. The intent is important here, because a lot of the actions that can constitute grooming are superficially completely benign.

For example, being kind, listening to a child when they talk about their problems or giving them gifts can be grooming if the person doing it intends to abuse the child, but otherwise it is just being a decent person.

You can't be "groomed" by an inanimate object like a book because books do not have minds. They can't abuse you. They can't even want to abuse you.

[jabberwockypie]

At a certain point you need to take responsibility for the fact you made a choice to play a video game or read a book that might have made you uncomfortable. You could also have chosen to stop playing it!

That's developmentally normal - there are always edgy teenagers - and it's something kids have been doing for as long as kids have had widespread access to recorded media.

I know a lot of abuse survivors - people who experienced serious harm and lasting trauma from things other human beings did to them. It's not the same as just being weirded out because you played a game or read a book or watched a movie that was a little too graphic for you.

You can't be abused by a piece of fiction.

[schmellows]

" Proof of my sincerity. Wear it, and everyone who pledges their loyalty to me will follow you as well. "

I need that ring. And the guy that gave it to me.

[baobei-bu]

I was supposed to be having fun with my 6th boyfriend but oh well

[qinchefanart]

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