delish

. 나는 여왕야 .

[bittylicious]

BOLD IF IT APPLIES TO YOU *extreme version*

[suzuyaaaass]

APPEARANCE:

i’m smaller than most of my friends

my feet are small

one of my parents/siblings has the same hair color as me (natural)

my hair is naturally straight

i think i have nice arms/hands 

i tan easily

none of my parents/siblings have the same eye color as me

i have dimples 

my forehead is big

i wear contacts/glasses 

i’m ginger and i have freckles

BEAUTY:

i hate shaving

i get manicures/pedicures

i do my eyebrows

i own at least one item from adidas and/or nike

i tattoed/pierced myself

i was on a diet before 

i have pimples

i do my makeup everyday

i love necklaces

i dyed my hair

i own 4 or more pairs of jeans

i have undergone plastic surgery

DO I KNOW:

how to dance limbo?

the story of how my parents met?

how to swear in three or more languages?

when’s my best friend’s birthday?

how to french kiss?

what goes after “in west philadelphia born and raised…”?

name all of Kardashians?

how to ride a bike?

I HAVE:

made out

made lasagna

slapped/punched somebody

made a surprise party

smoked cigarettes

ridden on motorcycle

spent a whole night without sleeping

cooked a meal for somebody

made it to second base

let somebody treat me like shit 

been told that i was pretty/smart

kissed somebody i didn’t feel attracted to

cried after reading a book

WILL YOU EVER:

go to university/college

get married

write a book

adopt a child

start a band

go on audition for a show

WOULD YOU EVER:

do extreme sports?

be without internet for a whole week?

forgive your significant other for cheating on you?

live without fast food for a whole year for $500,000?

jump from Eiffel Tower for $1MIL?

live like amish for 1 year for $500,000?

sing in front of your whole school for free netflix for the rest of your life?

make out with your best friend’s significant other for $800?

SOCIAL MEDIA:

do you have friends on facebook that you never met in real life?

do you have a Tumblr best friend?

did you ever post a photo of your meal on Instagram?

did a celebrity ever reply/follow/retweet you/your post on any social media? 

do you have stardoll account?

have you ever stalked somebody on social media?

do your friends know your wifi password?

have you ever illegally downloaded music/movies/tv shows/books?

WHICH IS BETTER:

nice shoulders or nice arms

collarbones or hipbones

flat stomach or long legs

lips or eyes 

curly hair or straight hair

six pack or nice arms

long eyelashes or nice eyebrows

funny or romantic 

RANDOM:

have you ever seen a cow in real life?

have you ever swam in a river?

have you ever talked to your pet?

have you ever helped your friend get ready for a date?

have you been in a fist fight?

were you ever in love triangle?

have you ever had period cramps?

did you put your name in the goblet of fire?

[foreveralone-lyguy]

me too, kid

[sourtails]

experiencing mania symptoms is better than depressive/anxious symptoms but i always always crash and knowing that’s gonna happen is the worst

[100493503004422]

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

[beauty-of-niggas-deactivated201]

[czerwik]

It’s been a long time since I’ve midosaka

[suzuyaaaass]

any yowamushi pedal florida cosplayers on here ??? i'm going to shadocon this yr as komari kishigami and was wondering if anyone wanted to meet up?? msg me if you do!! (i'm also going to lamecon but prob not as komari)

[owlapin]

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

[owlapin]

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

[owlapin]

im not even lying im so mad

[historianista-blog]

Posting to save a grad student’s life.

[suzuyaaaass]

me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*

me: today how you are

[suzuyaaaass]

Academic me: you have so much to do you have a test and ten things due tomorrow you must snap out of it and do your fucking schoolwork

Anxiety me: I know I know I have to I must what should I do I just can't I want to cry I want to sleep I want to hide

Depression me: this is too much why are we all still fucking here

[stardust-zodiac]

THE SELFIE SQUADS

SPAMMERS: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT: Taurus, Aquarius ONLY SEND THEM TO CERTAIN PEOPLE: Libra, Aries TAKE THEM BUT NEVER POST THEM: Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio NOT EVEN EVER: Virgo, Capricorn

[ann1hilati0n]

I think I got a little

Out of hand

[ann1hilati0n]

why does this keep getting notes

[fndungeonmom]

because the pun was amazing and this is simply gorgeous

[rockandrollchick29]

[Insp.]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

im scrEaminf my grandmother uploaded this to facebook

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

Fuck it up gran

[owlapin]

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

[owlapin]

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

[owlapin]

im not even lying im so mad

[historianista-blog]

Posting to save a grad student’s life.

[waifyu-deactivated20200615]

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

[murdockmatthew]

I’m not sorry