[Title of Blog]

prone to confusion, afraid of many things

[svafnr]

[plexyyyyy]

Sometimes I think I'm done learning about all the white boys and I can't possibly learn about another new one so this is definitely the max I will ever expect myself to acknowledge and then like clockwork some kid crawls out of the woodwork like "Hi I'm Crasher Orkney and I love to golf. Witness me."

Next thing I know I'm squinting at a blurry offseason group shot of twelve identical dudes in backwards hats that has inexplicably come across my socials and I'm just like oh sweet Crasher caught a big fish

[svafnr]

[svafnr]

[svafnr]

[oh-fuckberries]

mcdavid mansion + long-term nuclear waste warning messages

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

[basket-of-loquats]

guy that I like

[svafnr]

[svafnr]

[honeybreqd]

apricot gum, apricot jacket

[trouticide]

my blody beloveds

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

[cbrcbbr]

marrow

[neptuniite]

painting of my cat

[malcontentonline]

Been a while since I drew these disco dudes 😎

[floweroflaurelin]

It’s officially spooky season, which means it’s officially OTGW season!! I made this illuminated manuscript based on the work of Alberto Sangorski and packed it full of detail 😁

It’s available on my print shop also! Happy October 1st! 🎃