๑ï Svalehale ï๑

uhhh yeah I'm Svale Adult || He/They || Danish

[svalehale]

I love my pinterest

poor guy couldn't handle the thinking hat

(the respective pins: Cogito Ergo Doleo , The Creature)

[etcstims]

GIANT ROUND BUG | source

[svalehale]

BABIEEEEE SO CUTE AND ROUND AND WHADGJVSDJHGBSJDHGB I wanna put a lil bow on it and hold it and DGHJBSDHGJBSG :3 :3 <3

[fivetrench]

See her cuteness 🥹🥹🥹

[svalehale]

Oh my golly... Oh my goodness... Look at her... Look at those paws... Look at how tiny... Look at those big eyes.... WAAAAAAAGDSDGSDG

[sir-squibbly]

Was browsing a spider ID site (just for fun) and got flashbanged by the most gorgeous Southern house spider I’ve ever seen

⚠️so obligatory spider warning⚠️

like look at her she’s so velvety✨🕷️✨

[svalehale]

I feel like if you ran your finger against the hairs on her abdomen you could make lil patterns like a velvet couch GIGGLESS She so :3 she know she pretty, she has a hair care routine

[emsgardenn]

*stares at you with my big wet beetle eyes*

[svalehale]

OH MY GOODNESS SO CUTE LOOK AT THOSE BIG OL EYES AND THE LEGS HOLDING ON SO GENTLY WAAAAA I LOVE BEETLES AND BUGS SO MUCH WAAAAAAHAHHHHHRRRRKKGHJSDFJGBHSJHGA

*ahem* I like beetles guys :3 beetles and bugs are so neat I am so normal about beetles and bugs guys trust :3

[emsgardenn]

Here he is with his jelly :)))

[svalehale]

HRRRGHUUUHWAAAAHHHHHRRGHGRHGSSNUIFF enjoying his jelly, look at him, thank you for this reblog

[bugetopia]

[svalehale]

Such a pretty lil buhg :3 so curious, such big eyes full of hope, so careful and cute, such silly lil feet WAAAAAA i love this beetle a lot :3

[emsgardenn]

*stares at you with my big wet beetle eyes*

[svalehale]

OH MY GOODNESS SO CUTE LOOK AT THOSE BIG OL EYES AND THE LEGS HOLDING ON SO GENTLY WAAAAA I LOVE BEETLES AND BUGS SO MUCH WAAAAAAHAHHHHHRRRRKKGHJSDFJGBHSJHGA

*ahem* I like beetles guys :3 beetles and bugs are so neat I am so normal about beetles and bugs guys trust :3

[svalehale]

apparently my tumblr knows ball I expected to be a collector of like button flags now that it's pride but apparently my tumblr knows and keeps giving me the trans flag... I haven't gotten any other flag and I'm not mad about it but I wanna get more flags to the collection man... stop telling me the obvious tumblr and give me more flags >:(

[eldritchbauble]

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

[eldritchbauble]

I am so serious about the way people are taught to view themselves as separate from and above any other animal being the root cause of a lot of problems. You're not better than a beast.

[eldritchbauble]

This post has really made the rounds so I have to say - this mentality changed me overnight. I had this realization that all of the fumbling over self love I did for years just needed... this. Once I internalized that I'm just a creature, it got so much easier to take care of myself.

I've started treating myself like I would a dog that's going to chew through the house when it's bored. I walk myself. I seek activities that make my brain feel less like depressed sludge. I ask my body what it needs; I rest, I enjoy rest. I don't see it as a waste or unproductive. I see it as allowing my body to do its job of working better. I lean into appreciating my natural features. I'm a hunk of flesh. I can be ugly. I can decide that ugly is appealing. I can not care. Whatever. I started emphasizing little things that nourish my relationship(s), shelving distractions more, so I can relish the time I have with loved ones. I specifically pursue pleasure--dopamine--not just quick hits from scrolling social media but getting off my ass. Engaging. Cooking myself nice meals and making fucking art, man. Things that make my spirit feel more alive than I have for years. I ask myself what it is I want rather than only doing what I'm supposed to be doing. And it doesn't mean shirk every responsibility, it means recognizing you're one of your fucking responsibilities. It's reordering. I realized I'm going to die happy or unhappy and either way I'm just as dead in a given amount of years, and I choose to die happy and fulfilled.

Everything else can get fucked ad infinitum.

Call me a hedonist, I'm saving my own life.

[svalehale]

Item: A Cursed Amulet Rarity: ✶ Rare

Best video game villain?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

The first ever video game I truly played was Skyrim, and I have loved it and always give that as my favorite video game when people ask. My answer is therefore Miraak, my favorite villain from Skyrim :3

[svalehale]

I highly recommend asking what your fortune is, lowkey kinda accurate

your ai slop bores me <- PLEASE try it out you will NOT regret it TRUST

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey! Spin this wheel of Every Pokémon!

This is now your Pokémon Partner. Whatever you would want to do in the Pokémon world, your Result goes with you. It would be your Ace in Battles and/or contests or they might just help you around with your regular Not-Inherently-Pokémon Job or just hang around your house as your beloved Pet. If you really really want to BE a Pokémon than this is the Pokémon you just turned into.

How are you feeling about it?

HELL YEAH!! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!

OH!! I LOVE THIS POKEMON!!

Yeah, this Pokemon is great!!!

This Pokemon is good!!

This Pokemon is nice, but nothing more

...I mean, it could be better

This Pokemon is okay…

I have mixed feelings about this Pokemon…

Not bad, but I’m still kinda disappointed…

Well… it could be worse?

I mean, at least it’s better than NOT having a Pokemon, right?

OH NO THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE!!

Voting ended onApr 3

[svalehale]

I GOT RILLABOOM!!! IT'S SO COOL!! I actually know ... pretty much nothing about pokemon, but this one is really cool so!! YAY!! JUMPS AND CLAPS EXCITEDLY!!

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ALSO SPIN THIS WHEEL IF YOU SEE THIS :D

[svalehale]

Did I buy this big ass cookie filled tin for myself? Yes, yes I did. Have I had dinner yet? No, I have not. Will I eat so many of these cookies and most likely get sick? Of course.

AND I'LL HAVE NO REGRETS. IT'S SATURDAY.

[svalehale]

Well that's not a very good response is it >:( Spent 2 whole credits for a one word response >:(

[svalehale]

lowkey forgot to post these but yeah here's my snail shells I found on my trip to the forest, I love Helix Pomatia snails (aka Burgundy Snails or Roman Snails, Vinbjergsnegl in danish) they're my favorite species :3

[svalehale]

Drove for a bit and found a forest to walk in! Haven't been outside in a long time so it was really nice :]

I also found a ton of snail shells I'll post once I've cleaned them :]