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H E L P! How does one Tumblr?! She/They - 20

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[ropuszysko]

listen i am in the trenches rn i am not risking fucking up even more bc i skipped a tumblr chain post.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Help me out here potato of luck <3

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I need to pass this stupid class please potato

[unfunny-trans-girl]

Not risking it, reblogging

[i-suggest-object-vore]

i call upon the spud to do something useful!

[mustard-in-a-bottle]

please.. bring me luck

[theonlyaardvark]

I have an exam tmr pls patato 🙏....

[mer-acle]

gotta admit i really need this one tmrw

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[midnight-motorist-arcade]

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

[magicratfingers]

[magicratfingers]

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

[svoided-luna-world]

To that friend who will not be named… thank you for allowing my nightmares to be haunted by FNAF Bonnie…

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[svoided-luna-world]

Could’ve warned me sooner…

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Bonnie has no patience,,

[cherryskieszz]

HAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!!! I love you and you will always be famous to me 🩷🩷🩷

(Also made an alt vers without the 12 years in the corner because idk if it looked better without it 💔)

I love this series so much... it's such a huge part of my life and identity and I think I'd be missing a piece of myself without it 🥹🩷 I still remember back in 2015 when I was in like 4th grade and heard a bunch of people talking about it, and then me being curious and looking it up on yt 😭😭 Markiplier's playthroughs were my first exposure to it lol!!! I also have this memory of playing the first game on someone else's tablet/iPad (don't remember exactly what it was) during recess in elementary lmao. (I was never allowed to actually buy the games as a child 😭😭😭)

I also met some of my best friends and the coolest people ever over it irl and online!!!

Anyways I'm just really glad this series exists and that it was such a huge part of my life and it always will be 🥹🫶

[svoided-luna-world]

Why when I wake up do I just crave waffles

[whateversebastian]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A WRITER ON TUMBLR

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT KIND OF WRITER YOU ARE YOU CAN BE WRITING: POEMS, FANFICS, IDK NORMAL FICS, NOVELS, SHORT STORIES, IDK ANYTHING!! JUST REBLOG!!!

[thecatboyknight-offical]

no pressure!

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

I write like all of those

[0-cross]

:D

[svoided-luna-world]

If Nolan has just got Matt Damon to read the entire Odyssey on camera and that was the film, it would’ve been less misogynistic that what the film ended up being? Like MEN?! PLEASE

[svoided-luna-world]

What did Nolan do to Athena! Like seriously, my friend wants to turn to me watching to film and say ‘oh they better not ruin this scene, it’s my favourite scene’ and then as soon as they are done thinking that that said scene when odysseus is home on the island lying next to Athena is over and they’ve RUINED it?!

And this isn’t even the worst crime of this film

[whimsicalfairytales]

The “nobody” scene in the odyssey is absolutely not just a clever pun—it’s a character defining moment for Odysseus because he refuses to be nobody. He devised an incredible plan that worked and he could have saved his men and returned home much sooner but he just had to yell to the cyclops that he isn’t nobody—he’s Odysseus, king of Ithaca so now Poseidon knows who to curse which severely fucks up the rest of the journey.

The “nobody” scene highlights both Odysseus’s cleverness but also his arrogance and those two traits define Odysseus throughout the entire story. It’s a foundational aspect of Odysseus’s character and cutting the scene displays a shocking level of ignorance and disregard for the themes in the source material.

[svoided-luna-world]

And this is the starting point of the films disregard to us Greek Mythology Nerds

[disappointed-time-traveller]

just watched project hail mary on my 8 hour flight I finally understand why everyone i follow has been so obsessed with this movie!