Alphabetically ordered for your convenience
Pokevillains are summarized unless the post is all about one character
Adaman
Valentine's Day in Hisui
Akari
Valentine's Day in Hisui
Arven
jealous!Steven, N, Leon, Arven, Corbeau x reader
AZ
Slutty old men headcanons
Canari
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Corbeau
(extended) Pokevillains x Reader asking for a child
jealous!Steven, N, Leon, Arven, Corbeau x reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Cynthia
Cynthia x shy!Reader
Cynthia x spooky!Reader
Diantha
Diantha x male!Reader secret relationship Part 1 Part 2
Drayden
Slutty old men headcanons
Emma
Taunie, Lida, Emma x oblivious!Reader Part 1 Part 2
Griselle
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Grisham
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Guzma
Guzma x bodyguard!Reader
Gwynn
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Hassel
Slutty old men headcanons
Irida
Valentine's Day in Hisui
Ivor
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Jacinthe
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Kabu
Slutty old men headcanons
Lebanne
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Leon
jealous!Steven, N, Leon, Arven, Corbeau x reader
Lida
Taunie, Lida, Emma x oblivious!Reader Part 1 Part 2
N
N x wild!Reader Part 1 Part 2
N x Reader with an unhinged Hatterene
(extended) Pokevillains x Reader asking for a child
jealous!Steven, N, Leon, Arven, Corbeau x reader
Nanu
Slutty old men headcanons
Naveen
Naveen x Reader forcing him to take a break
Penny
(extended) Pokevillains x Reader asking for a child
Philippe
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Piers
(extended) Pokevillains x Reader asking for a child
Pokevillains
Pokevillains and Halloween
Pokevillains x oblivious!Reader Part 1
(extended) Pokevillains x Reader asking for a child
Pokevillains x Reader pegging NSFW
jealous!Pokevillains x Reader
Pokevillains celebrating your birthday
Pokevillains x trickster!Reader
Rei
Valentine's Day in Hisui
Sonia
Sonia x Reader going on a date
Steven Stone
jealous!Steven, N, Leon, Arven, Corbeau x reader
Taunie
Taunie, Lida, Emma x oblivious!Reader Part 1 Part 2
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Urbain
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Vinnie
jealous!ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Volo
Volo x Reader flattering him
Volo x Reader taking care of a Togepi
Valentine's Day in Hisui
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Kieran, Marnie, Gladion, Barry and N x Reader who messed with their keyboard
Jasmine x Reader being out of town
Hassel, AZ, Nanu and Kabu x Reader Struggling with their phone
Bugsy x Reader confessing their feelings
Sabrina, Koga, Surge and Erika x Reader Working late
Mela, Eri, Giacomo, Atticus and Ortega x Reader trying to flirt
hi, sorry if requests are closed but I saw your post about jealousy headcanons for the main ranked trainers and they’ve been living rent free in my head. Then with The part about Corbreu already looking for Rings leads me to my Ask. How you do you imagine the trainers you used in that list would react to the GN!reader proposing to them?
Read this wrong and wrote the trainers proposing to reader lol sowwy
ZA Ranked Trainers x Reader Proposing
Vinnie
My man is NERVOUS
Poor Vinnie has been sweating bullets for days. You were convinced he was getting sick; he was twitchy and on edge, which was entirely unlike him
Not that he thought you would say no. He loved you dearly, he was sure you loved him. It was more the actually asking part that had him reeling
Also his daughter threatened him by saying he would not be invited to play with her Barbies again if he screwed it up. A lot was riding on this
Vinnie is smart enough to look through your existing jewelery to get a grasp on your tastes. Your ring would be a perfect fit to your style, yet still outshine the rest of your collection
His original plan was proposing on top of Lumiose Tower after the repairs finished. But due to recent developements, that plan was out the window. What now?
A restaurant? No, too cliché. The park? No way, everyone does that! He was driving himself insane. There had to be a way to do this right
It was late at night, and you were actually starting to get worried. Vinnie was even quieter than usual, pacing through the apartment, mumbling to himself
"Is it something I did?" ... Huh? Vinnie turned to you, at first confused as to what you meant, but then slowly smiling to himself
"Oh, yes it is. Entirely your fault, actually." He took your hand, leading you back into your bedroom, only to turn around and dig through some random drawer
You were fearing the worst. This was it. You were about to be single, left by the best thing thatever happened to you
Vinnie suddenly stopped going through the drawer. "It was two years ago you came into my life. One year since we moved in together. Seven months since I made up my mind. Five months of having this, racking my brain on how to present it to you."
The ring fit perfectly, and the invitation to Barbie's dreamhouse was reinstated
Canari
In the unlikely event she doesn't turn the proposal into a sub goal, it would go like this:
Well, it would absolutely still be on stream. Stuff like that is great content
You know those videos where someone counts down the days until the proposal by taking a picture of the ring while their spouse turns their back?
Canari took great delight in showing off the ring while you had no idea
Shopping date? Pic of the ring while you're in the wardrobe. ZA Royale? Canari has the ring on, with you in the background fighting your heart out.
But the main event was during a seemingly normal stream. Your girlfriend had you playing a really hard game, one of those you have to focus on to get anything done
"I'm total shit at this part, you do it!", she said, putting her headphones on you and scampering off. You were in the mood to show off, so you got to work doing some sick speedrun skips (which you failed miserably)
Meanwhile, in the background, Canari came into view, dancing around, occasionally flashing the ring to the camera
She already told chat to play along earlier, and they tried their very hardest to not freak out
"SSSHHHHH GUYS QUIET"
"this is totally not the biggest event of the year"
"nobody panic!!!"
"i am acting so normal and natural right now"
Of course, you got suspicious at some point. Deciding to call for Canari, you turned around, only to find her standing over you, holding the little velvet box in your face
Ivor
He did not notice that he proposed
In his mind, of course you're staying together forever. Marriage is a formality. If you so much as mentioned it, he'd be at the courthouse before dawn
You didn't, though. Whether you wanted him to ask or you didn't mind waiting, Ivor couldn't say. What he did know, however, was that something bothered him
He overheard it one evening when Gwynn and her friends talked about relationships in the dojo. "A relationship is doomed if you don't have a ring by year 3." - "For real. I'm not doing wifey stuff without the official title, you know?" - "Yeah, I'd be gone after year 2 honestly."
... You just celebrated your 3 year anniversary two months ago. Uh-oh. But he didn't want you to go? What now?
Not to mention, Ivor deeply loved the wifey stuff! Cuddling is an essential part of his work-out routine! It trains his heart- and arm-muscles!
So, he set out to procure a ring. If it's important for a couple to wear rings, he's gonna get you one, no matter what
Expensive establishments hate to see him coming. He has always been a Tauros in a porcelain shop, even more so when he was on one of his one-track-mind missions. It took him 3 hours to find a shop that didn't lock the door when they saw him approach
The ring is ugly. Really, truly ugly. He picked the stones to match the colors of your ace pokemon. They don't, he's not good with colors, but the sentiment was certainly there and that's what counts in the end
You almost dropped your plate when he came barreling through the door. It was a miracle it stayed in its' hinges. Good thing you reinforced the whole apartment after the last time he wanted to help clean
"RING!" was all he shouted, holding the little bag in front of him, grinning, clearly proud. "Now you don't have to leave!"
Gwynn
This girl has had a Pinterest board for proposal and marriage since she was 11. She knows exactly how she wants it, and she will make sure that it's perfect
She also made sure not to say a word to Ivor. He would just blurt it out the first chance he got, not remembering that it was supposed to be a surprise. If you want Ivor to keep something secret, don't tell him in the first place. He has ruined many a surprise birthday party in his time
The scene was set perfectly. A picnic in Zone 4, at dusk, with all the homemade fancy snack foods you could imagine. She wore her cutest dress, the one with the flared sleeves, even Chandelure had a bunch of tasteful purple bows attached to its' branches. Everything was perfect
When you arrived, Gwynn had to bite back a smile. She told you that she wanted to take care of everything today, yet you still showed up with a bouquet on your arm. The flowers matched her decorations perfectly. Just more proof that you belong together, in her mind
Sunset came and went, but you both stayed put on your little blanket in the middle of the cemetery. The food was long gone, the street lights flickered on and you two sat side by side, watching the ghost pokemon go about their buisness
Gwynn broke the silence first. "Imagine being together, like this, for eternity", she said, pointing to two of the ghosts floating close together, "Would be nice, right?" She looked at you pointedly, gauging your reaction
"With you? Absolutely. Can't imagine my eternity with anyone else." Holding your hand, Gwynn pondered your words, then turned around to dig through the basket she brought. You tried to catch a glimpse of what she was doing, but couldn't see anything
Then finally, she turned back to you. "Me neither", she said, holding the ring before you. "But let's make sure, just in case."
Corbeau
As a continuation from this post
It was after an adventure gone wrong in one of the wormholes strewn around the city. Corbeau scraped you off the ground of an alley and brought you to a hospital, never leaving your side once during your stay
Most of his time was spent scolding you, and due to your tired state, you started getting really annoyed with him
"Okay, fine, I get it! I'm sorry, I was stupid, you can stop now." Your voice was trembling, overwhelmed with the events of the day and Corbeau fussing over you. You were embarrassed enough that he saw you like this, all beat up and gross from running around all day
He was quiet for a moment, looking at you incredulously. "Don't you dare say that", he whispered, grasping your hand firmly. "You are not stupid, don't you think that for a second. Your problem is that you charge into everything on your own." He squeezed your hand. "Do you have any idea how worried I get? Knowing you're all alone, off in some random dimension without me? There's no way to know if you need help, and I have to sit around in my office waiting to hear from you."
The room was silent for a while, safe for the sound of the heart monitor beeping away. You had insisted you don't need it, but the nurses know you by name by now, and they wouldn't have none of it
"Thank you for coming for me", you said, just as quiet as he was just a moment ago. Corbeau smiled to himself. "Of course. What kind of husband would I be if-"
He went silent immediately, his brain short circuiting, staring at your face. This was not how he imagined it. It was supposed to be all romantic, in a fancy restaurant or something, not this
"Careful, that sounds dangerously close to a proposal." Giggling into your free hand, you didn't take your eyes off your boyfriend (?) for a second
"And what if it was?", he asked, his hand going into the pocket of his coat comtaining the little box
Philippe
If it were up to him, you would've been married like yesterday
Everyone already knew you were together. You came to the HQ every day to bring him a hot meal right on time for his break. Hell, you were his phone background
He always knew he wanted to be with you forever. The moment he met you, he was mesmerized. A pretty thing like you, talking to him? Laughing at his jokes? Oh, Phillipe was in heaven anytime you came around
Asking you to marry him was a no-brainer. He found the perfect ring months ago. It practically screamed your name, sitting in that delicate display case
Only thing, he was unsure when to propose. You deserved something worthwhile, something romantic, something to brag to your friends about
Vacation was out the window. No way he could leave the grunts to their own devices long enough. Perhaps a restaurant? Seemed tacky, in front of all those strangers
In the end, Philippe thought, it was quite obvious all along. All this time, he was sitting on a romantic goldmine without noticing
You met him during golden hour on the roof of the Rust Syndicate HQ. The alcove hidden amond the bamboo was the perfect place for two people to get some privacy
When you arrived, he was already waiting for you, tapping his foot nervously. He was on edge, that much was clear, and it was so unlike him that you almost began to worry. Almost.
"I've been waiting for you", he said, immediately coming up to you, not able to wait any longer to be close
"I've been meanin' to ask you somethin' important." He got all serious, more so than normal. "Thought this would be a good place."
"I may am about to have a new boss, you know." Opening his big hand, a ring lay in his palm. "If the new boss agrees, that is."
Jacinthe
At first, she is waiting patiently for you to ask her. Then after a whole month of extreme patience, she decided to take the reigns
Jacinthe is anything but subtle. It took you all of two days to figure out what she kept giggling about. All the packages, flowers and pastries sent to your shared penthouse were a good hint as well
She kept bouncing between a grand engagement party and something private and luxurious. Showing off her new fiance immediately was very tempting; you were the single most priceless luxury in her life, after all, and everyone ought to see how very lucky she got
But on the other hand, a private proposal would be a once in a lifetime event. The most exclusive celebration in all of Lumiose. Yes, yes of course! A party can always come after, but the proposal will be just between you two, surrounded by flowers, popping expensive champagne, immediately moving on to cuddling on the couch for the whole night
Not that it will be lowkey. Jacinthe made sure to fill the living room with a thousand roses, balloons, scented candles, the fire place going, soft violin music playing
Jacinthe was so proud of herself. She thought of everything. She had Siebold himself come in earlier to prepare some delectable morsels, only the finest for such an important occasion. She made sure to include all your favourites, made from the most expensive ingredients one could find, of course. Anything less than perfect was unacceptable
The ring was layed on an ornamental table, surrounded by roses and candles. It was stood in the middle of the balcony, waiting for the one person that Jacinthe could not imagine her future without. Her palms started to sweat under her gloves, but she refused to let the nervousness show on her face. She mumbled to herself, waiting for you while pacing the large balcony. Stay strong, Jacinthe, there is no need to worry!
You thought you stepped into a movie scene when you came home. A trail of petals was leading to the balcony, where Jacinthe was waiting for you. She had a whole speech prepared, but seeing you actually standing in front of her, her mind went blank
Presenting the ring to you, she smiled nervously, all her prior confidence gone. "What do you say, mon amour?"
Lebanne
The ring was bought by Jacinthe. It was not hard to notice that Lebanne was entirely under your spell, with no intention to change that anytime soon. So, her Lady decided to play matchmaker, gifting her with a decidedly too expensive ring to propose to you
It wasn't a hard order to follow. Lebanne would be happy to elope as soon as you gave the green light, so having the ring ready was just a weight off her back. She never has been good with jewelery, after all
The actual proposal came not with some grand gesture. It was, as most of Lebanne's big life changes went, in the heat of the moment. You were waiting for her in the lobby of Hotel Richissime, idling away the minutes on your phone, when one of the society members came over and struck up a conversation. You weren't all that into it, all these primm and proper people annoyed you to no end, so you just hummed non-committal awnsers at them every now and then
Which was when Lebanne stepped out of the elevator. It was a long day of watching over Ansha, making sure she didn't run off to who-knows-where again, and she was more than ready to grab an after-work beer with her favourite person
She stopped dead in her tracks when she saw you talking to one of those rich assholes. She would NOT let some prissy weirdo swoop in and steal HER partner. Nuh-uh. No way, no how.
So, Lebanne hurried over in long strides, rudely pushing past guests and society members alike. She would 100% get an earfull from Lady Jacinthe later, but she couldn't get herself to care
Lebanne layed a hand on the person's shoulder, only to yank them back and take their place in front of you
"We gotta do something about randos trying to talk you up", she said, clearly annoyed. You couldn't help giving her an amused smile; you girlfriend was so easy to rile up, but you wouldn't have it any other way
"This should help." Without much fanfare, Lebanne, surprisingly gently, shoved the ring onto your finger, her hands lingering on yours. "Only if you want it, of course..."
Grisham
He has thought about it for months. Going back and forth with himself, debating on whether it'd be wise to bind you to him, what with all his baggage he carried
Thing is, for all his good qualities, Grisham is a selfish man. The thought of you, in the arms of another, tore him up inside. There's no way he would be fine with that. It had to be him. And it had to be you. Anything else simply wouldn't make sense
Saving for the ring was rough. For a few weeks, dinner was whatever was left over from the café. But it was worth it. The ring was perfect for you, and he couldn't wait to see it on your finger
His first idea was to propose in Lysandre Labs, but Griselle hit him over the head with her tray when she heard that. Unkind words were spoken. His sentience was questioned. He got the message quite quick, but he still heard her angrily mumble to herself for the rest of her shift
The final plan came to him on his walk home, around the boundaries of Zone 19. That would work very nicely. If he managed to shoo the pokemon away for a moment, that is
The message to meet him there came around 7pm, right after the café closed. You practically skipped along the pavement, excited to meet your boyfriend. His shifts were decidedly too long lately. You missed him, despite seeing him every morning and evening
When the gazebo came into view, you sped up immediately. The alpha Drampa decided that it did not want to share the space with Grisham, and a fight broke out between them. While Charizard was strong, the Drampa seemed to give it a bit of trouble regardless
Running up the stairs, you stood next to your boyfriend, giving him a quick nod as a greeting before calling out your partner
Together, the alpha was quickly defeated, and you were finally able to greet Grisham with the hug that was standard between you two. You insisted that it was mandatory early on, and he was all to eager to agree
"I imagined this differently", he said, still out of breath from the battle, "Good thing the city's hero was around." His smile told you that it didn't bother him all too much in the end. So, you left that situation behind to ask him why he wanted to meet you here in the first place
"I thought it would be more romantic to ask you here. This place is really nice, after all." You looked at him confused. "Ask me what?"
"This", he said, lowering himself onto one knee
Griselle
Griselle always knew she wasn't the easiest person to get along with. She was bitter, rightfully so, and quick to anger. But, even if most people like their coffee sweet, there are those who seek out the deeper flavours. You were one such person, and she thanked whatever powers there may be every day that they sent you to her
It took her a long while to open up to you. Being vulnerable was difficult for her, and she spent most of her time those first few months you've known each other on pushing you away. Yet, you persisted, insisting on getting behind her walls for some godsforsaken reason. Now, she couldn't be more thankful for that
The wish to marry you manifested two years after you met, on a regular sunday spent lounging in bed. Laying with you, all cozy and warm, was a feeling she wanted to preserve forever, she thought. After knowing that something like this existed, how could she ever go back to not having you by her side?
It wasn't like her to go all out and make some grand gesture. What she did know how to make, however, was a nice dinner for two, perfect for two people who may or may not spend the rest of their lives together
She wasn't nervous, waiting for you. Not at all. The outcome of today only decided the direction her future would go. No biggie.
Okay no she was fucking terrified. What if you said no?? You had every reason to. She wouldn't fault you for it. Quite frankly, you'd be stupid to say yes. She hoped desperately that you felt stupid today
Dinner was nice, if a bit tense. Griselle seemed deep in thought, you noticed, and you were unsure if you should ask her about it or leave her to her thoughts. In the end, you decided to get to the bottom of it
"Is everything okay?", you asked, and Griselle smiled. You always could read her like a book. No one knew her better than you
"No, actually, it's not." Griselle got up, turning around to go to the junk drawer she used as a hiding place. "I've been thinking about something for a while, and I need your input on it."
You were worried at first, but that quickly dissipated when you were presented with a small, velvet box
"I think gold would look great on you, but what do you think?"
Urbain
He's ready to beg on his hands and knees
Urbain still doesn't quite get why exactly you chose him, but he's determined to cling on for dear life. He loves you so much, to spend the rest of his life without you sounds like torture
The decision to propose was easy. The decision how to do it; not so much. With a city this big, there were way too many possibilities. After everything that happened since you crashed into his life, how could he possibly choose just one location that was significant to you both?
No, wait. Of course there was one. The only one that made sense, really. Somewhere that meant something to you, where you could practice your shared hobby, and where the aesthetics were perfect? Urbain invited you to meet there right away, under the guise of official Quasartico buisness
The whole way there, the ring weighed heavy in his pocket. Did you even want to marry him? A no would be devastating. He'd have to move to another region. No way could he stand being on the same continent after. Maybe he'll change his name. Loner Diesalone sounded fitting
Seeing you standing under the ruined tower, already fighting the three alphas that reside there, Urbain grinned to himself. No, moving won't be neccessary. What was he thinking? Throwing his pokeball, Meganium let out a mighty roar, charging ahead to fight by your Feraligatr's side. You turned your head just a little, greeting your boyfriend with a smile
The alphas defeated, Urbain turned to you, out of breath but undeniably happy to be out having fun with you. You were hunched over, hands on your thighs to catch you breath, until he took one of your hands to steady you
"Everything started with this tower. It seemed fitting to end it here, too", he said, the hand not holding yours rummaging through his pockets. "Although, it's not really an end as much as a beginning, heh. Pretty deep, right?"
You looked at him confused, unsure what exactly he was talking about. That is, until he got down on one knee, presenting you with a little box
Taunie
Taunie my darling girl-failure, she is overwhelmed the moment she realizes she wants to marry you
So many possibilities! So much to plan! So little money for a ring, and Lida would kill her if she asked Corbeau for cash again! Maybe granny Jett would take pity on her and lend her some?
No, that just didn't feel right. She wanted to do it on her own. So, Taunie set out to earn money the only way she knew how
The nights were brutal. Hitting up all three Battle Zones every night, beating every last trainer and scrounging around for coins left on the ground took everything out of her
Today, she had been at it since the second the Battle Zones popped up. It was 2am, Emboar was 5 hyper potions deep, Goodra refused to walk one more step, and Meowstic was draped over her shoulders, hissing every time she so much as looked at another trainer
"Alright, I get it. Let's go home." The way back to the hotel was swift; she splurged on a taxi, her feet hurting too much to make the journey across the city. At least the end was in sight; just two more weeks of this and she'd have enough money for a nice pair of rings
Finally stepping into Hotel Z, Taunie found you sleeping on her usual chair in the lobby, a thick wool blanket draped over you, Floette snuggled into your lap. Were you waiting for her?
Gently shaking you awake by the shoulder, she smiled when you sleepily reached out to her, insisting on the hug you always get after you first wake up
"I'm worried about you", you whispered, trying not to wake the little flower up. "Why are you slaving away like this? If you have money trouble, I can totally lend you some. No interest rate."
Taunie chuckled, taking Floette off your lap and helping you up. "No, that's not it. I'm... saving up for something. And I'd rather get it sooner than later. You'll see."
You looked at her, expression unreadable, before slinking off towards the elevator, your girlfriend's hand still in your own. Taunie stopped short of the doors, still having to put Floette to bed
Getting on the elevator alone, you turned to her, yawning. "You don't have to buy both, you know. If you buy a ring for me, I want to buy one for you."
The elevator doors closed before she could ask how exactly you figured her plans out
not to be a bitch on main but, something that endlessly grinds my gears is when people put generic ass posts in "x reader" tags. like i'll be searching for [insert random character here] x reader and get "omg reading fanfiction at 2am 😍" like girl shut uuuuuup. i sometimes wonder how many potential followers i've blocked because i am fast and loose with the block button when it comes to this. stop clogging up my tags i want to read my gooner slop
it's always shit like this:
especially annoying: when the call is coming from inside the house. zero self-awareness
Scenario: Sabrina, Koga, Lt Surge, and Erika is very busy with their duties as gym leader and messenger asked them if they could come home because they missed them so dearly!
Their first duty should be to their beautiful spouse 😤
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Sabrina, Koga, Surge and Erika x Reader Working late
We did it!! 200 of you reading my silly little writings, I'm so happy 🥰
As thanks and celebration, I thought an event would be nice: The Fake Screenshot Week! For one week, you can send me asks for a screenshot of either Messages, an Instagram Profile, an Instagram Post, or Search History.
This event is live from 14.04.26 to 21.04.26
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Start your ask with an emoji
💌 Messages
📸 Instagram
🔎 Search history
Name up to 5 characters you want the post to be about
Write your prompt, aka your idea for what is going on in the screenshot
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art is mine, otherwise all pictures found on pinterest & bulbapedia
Perrserker anon again, *loved* the last request! And I gotta love and appreciate the Alolan Meowth line! Now I've got one for you that I'm sure you'll get a kick out of, romantic or not~
Any number of PokeVillains of your choice and a Bugs Bunny-type Y/N: the untouchable, trouble-making trickster type do-gooder that always foiling their teams' schemes, yet playfully flirts with them to a degree one can't tell if it's sincere or if they're fucking with them. For the bit, of course!
(Bonus points if it actually *is* sincere and they're trying to get the Villain to turn their life around, and the Villain themselves just doesn't realize it.)
Everyone say "Hi Perrserker anon" uwu
Pokevillains x trickster!Reader
Content: canon typical evilness thwarted by silliness
Giovanni
Your dynamic evolved into a James-Bond-villain kinda situation
He knows exactly you're gonna show up wherever he is about to conduct "business", so he resorts to putting as many grunts in your way as possible so the battles take forever to get through
Tried to buy your loyalty more than once. The gifts were nice, and you made sure to wear them the next time you came to disturb a meeting
Sometimes you challenge his gym just to see him sweat, seeing as he has to act like he doesn't know this new gym challenger
Tries to psych you out by inviting you to his office outright. You just have to trust him that the wine isn't poisoned
Sitting at the blackjack table in the Celadon Game Corner, Giovanni sipped his martini, waiting for the coupier to finish shuffling.
"This seat taken?" He knew your voice all too well, just like your usual order. Watching you sit next to him, he motioned for the waiter, discretely pointing to you, the waiter nodding and scurrying off to get your drink.
"To what do I owe the honor, sweetheart? You don't usually join me this late." His eyes roamed over you, noticing the outfit you were wearing; his latest attempt at swaying your conscience.
"Oh, I missed your voice so terribly. Haven't heard from you in days, after all. So, I came to say hi myself." Taking your drink from the waiter, you smiled sweetly at him, chin resting on your palm.
"Chasing after men is below your caliber, don't you think? I'm flattered, of course, but if you want to be by my side, all you have to do is ask." The coupier handed out the cards, and both you and Giovanni put a few chips in the middle of the table.
"Perhaps I'd like to be the one being chased for once." Your grin was infectuous, and Giovanni found the corners of his mouth lifting to mirror you.
Right. He could work with that.
Maxie
Takes Ibufrofen like TicTacs
He's convinced he's doing a good thing for humanity, why would you try to interfere in the first place?
Two evil teams means twice the mayhem to cause. Your schedule is pretty tight. Maxie does like the quiet moments, but he finds himself loathing the thought of you spending more time with Archie than with him
Courtney sometimes joins you in playing pranks on him, only the harmless ones though. Her favourite was the Great Whoopie Cushion Blight of 2023, where you managed to hide one on every chair in the building. It was glorious. (She was sentenced to death by paperwork)
Too tired to fight you, too prideful to let you win by default. Tries to distract you by throwing grunts at you, and then remembers that most of them have level 10 Zubats when you find him in the lab anyway
"Doesn't Archie have custody of you today? It's Wednesday." Maxie pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a migraine coming on.
"I'm trying a rotating schedule, keep ya on your toes." Your laugh rang out, and Maxie wishes he was at home right now, though he knew you would have found him even there should he miss your "visit".
"Think we can reschedule the battle to next week? I don't have any new plans to foil anyway." He was bone tired. His insomnia kept him awake all night, and a stupid mistake by a junior researcher had him running around the lab all day.
"Oh, uhm-" You were taken aback; this was certainly new. "You, uh... You okay there? Are you hungry? Tired? You're not sick, are you?" If he didn't know any better, he'd say you looked concerned. Trick of the light, surely.
"Hey, let's just grab takeout on the way and postpone this. My treat?"
And here he thought you only existed to spite him. He should check if Lechonk learned to fly yet.
Archie
Game recognizes game
He loves annoying Maxie, so he can't help but admire your creativity
No one can prove that some of the tactics he uses on his frenemy were copied from you, but then again, he never claimed they were his idea
Is bummed out when you decide to bother Maxie instead of him and tries to make his plans more flashy as a result. He craves your attention, just like you crave his
The type to fight you with all he has on weekdays and invite you to a barbeque on weekends
You managed to slip into the HQ again, even though Archie put so much effort into the new puzzles. You did say they were fun, though, and that was a win in itself.
His Mightyena held out against your Swampert (you used a water type everytime you fought him, he couldn't help but notice), but it was a damn close battle. Just when you were about to send a Hydropump his way, no doubt the finishing move, a bell rang out throughout the cave.
"Aye, 5 o'clock" he said, the battle stopping in its' tracks. "Work's over for the day. Wanna get some grub on the way home? I'm famished."
"Famished, huh. Big word for you, don't you think?" Your teasing made him grin, and he shrugged his shoulders.
"Lots'a stuff you don't know about me. Could be a poet, you never know." Calling back his Pokemon, Archie made for the exit.
His grin only got wider when he heard your footsteps, trying to catch up.
Cyrus
You are the reason he drinks
He sees himself as a very serious scientist, and having someone flit around his labs causing chaos raises his blood pressure to no end
Sabotaged projects, defused bombs, you even clogged every toilet in the building once – no matter what he does, he just can't seem to get rid of you, and he's starting to seriously consider assassinating you
Gets paranoid when he hasn't heard from you in a while and starts having you surveiled. Only thing he finds out is that you prefer whole milk over skimmed milk. The grunts in charge were demoted
May or may not toy with the idea of dragging you with him into the Distortion World
Standing before his newest invention, Cyrus was fuming. The machine lay in ruin, safe for a little sticky note hanging onto the cracked control panel. "No ♡" was all it read, written in some glittery gel pen. Crumpling it up and throwing it to the side, Cyrus turned heel and marched straight back to his office, intent on sending someone to plant a bomb in your car or something. But, when he opened the door, something much more infuriating greeted him.
"Morning Cy-" before your could finish whatever quip you intended, Cyrus grabbed you by the collar and held you against the wall. "Wow, didn't think you could lift me."
"You damned parasite! This is the last time i let you interfere; I imprisoned ancient spirits before, I can certainly keep you in a cell forever..!" He hissed his words at you, anger overflowing, when suddenly you snaked your arms around his neck.
"Aww, you want to keep me by your side forever? Cy, you sure are romantic! But, I'll have to decline... For now." You winked at him, and suddenly your Infernape took him by the arm and yanked him away from you.
He hoped the battle would spare the newly installed hardwood floors, but he knew better.
Ghetsis
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate-
Very dramatic about the whole thing. Told the grunts to kill you on sight, but still finds you on his throne at least once a week
You heckle him during his speeches, but always manage to hide in the crowd before he can make out where your voice came from
There was a whole week spent printing flyers about Team Plasma's propaganda and handing them out in various Pokecenters around the region. Ghetsis was never able to pin it on you, but he just knows you're behind it
Gets so paranoid that he'd honestly blame you for rain or a traffic jam
What a rotten day it had been. Not only did someone keep screaming "What that mouth do" during his speech in Nimbasa, someone also drew a mustache on his portrait in the great hall of the castle. All Ghetsis wanted now was to have a relaxing evening, away from annoying little pests that aim to ruin his mood.
He opened the door to his chambers, ready to kick his shoes off.
"Helloooo Ghetsis~" Arceus was a cruel god. "Nice place you have here. The lock isn't very sturdy, though. I'd look into that if I were you."
There you were, lounging on his couch, wearing his robes (wrongly, mind you. He itched to tie them correctly, at least, but refrained). Usually, he'd scream at you, but the day he had drained his energy to the point he simply plopped down on the couch next to you.
He stopped years ago to build his perfect public image, but gods did he crave a cigarette right about now.
Colress
Dr. Doofenschmirtz x Perry the Platypus kinda situation
He wants to explain his plans so bad but you never sit still long enough to listen, so he constructs elaborate traps to keep you occupied during his monologue
Guilty of making "evil plans" just for the chance to yap at you. Where does he get the funding for that? You suspect he has been reusing experiments just to have something to show to you
Goes all :3 when you praise his intelligence and starts to chase compliments from you
He is convinced that he is your nemesis. Meanwhile you get an email from him inviting you to "stop his plans" every thursday. It stopped being intimidating months ago
You entered his dark lab in search for his newest dastardly invention. It was late, the scientists already left for the evening, but you know better. Colress is waiting for you, he could be around any corner, he could-
You open the door to find a candle lit dinner table, complete with wine, flowers, and (surprisingly good-looking) food. Behind it, the familiar face of Colress greets you.
"Please, sit down", he said, gesturing to the chair in front of you.
Taking a seat, you reached for the cutlery, smiling at him all the while. "Aw, Col, want to wine-and-dine me before I destroy your new machine?"
Suddenly, metal cuffs emerge from the table, fastening your hands next to the plate. You try to struggle, but the restraints hold steady.
"Perhaps later. Now, since you seem so eager to know more, my new experiment is-" You mourned the food undoubtedly going cold before he was done talking.
Lysandre
He used to be annoyed, but with time he comes to see your stupid one liners as charming
Perhaps it was your intellect, perhaps it was the fact you were willing to fight for a better tomorrow, or perhaps it was the fact you still treated him like a person even when he sought to destroy everything
The grunts know not to approach you, and the admins are instructed to escort you to wherever Lysandre is located in the labs. He says it's to give you a fair chance at winning; you think it's a cry for help, to please stop him
He always searched for a reason not to end it all, for something good and worth keeping, and there you were, walzing into his life and turning everything on its' head
You heard about it in passing, a few grunts in an alley talking about the boss' "new plan". You didn't have anything else to do for the day - laundry was done, bills paid - so why not drop by Lysandre Labs and pay a visit to your favourite mad inventor?
Strangely, the lab seemed deserted. Most of the lights were off, safe for a single line of hallways, as if guiding you towards the door at the other end of the floor. Not that you needed it, you knew this path intimately – the path to Lysandre's office.
And that's where you found him, sitting behind his ridiculously big desk, sipping on some kind of imported coffee that you didn't care to remember the name of.
"Usually when guys want to meet me alone, I get invited to dinner. But I appreciate the effort" you said, leaning in the doorframe.
"That can be arranged. But first, let us get our customary Pokemon battle out of the way. I'd hate to break tradition." Not that there was much need for a battle. He had already gotten what he wanted.
Guzma
Was it hot that he'd constantly come home to find you sitting on his throne? Yes. But also very annoying.
He knew Po Town's "security" was just two dudes and a fence, but it still seemed ridiculous that you could just come and go as you pleased
You were like a free roaming Litten, only coming home to eat and push glasses off his table. At least you filled the fridge when you came over, which was weird in itself since you only filled it to steal food out of it
The grunts are convinced the two of you are dating, and you never bothered to correct them. Did that mean anything?? It seemed significant but you only laughed when he asked??
Thinks you're a curse from Tapu Bulu as punishment for his crimes
"Hey Boss, your boo's at the door, want me to take over?" He looked at Grunt H incredulously, elbow deep in the bucket of water he used to clean Golisopod. "The fuck you mean "boo"? I ain't got no boo, fuck off!"
The grunt took a step back, his hands held protectively in front of him. "Ah shit, got trouble in paradise eh? Didn't mean to pry, boss. I'll tell 'em to beat it."
Guzma shot up, throwing the sponge at poor Grunt H. "Don't you dare! I'll handle it. And there is no paradise 'cause they ain't my boo!"
Running down the stairs, Guzma jumped down the last few steps and booked it to the door, where he found you leaning against the frame, chatting with some Grunts.
"There he is! Almost thought you'd actually ignore me this time" you said, fake pouting, unable to hide your grin.
The grunts giggled, and Guzma made a mental note to give them dishwashing duty for the week.
Lusamine
She keeps updating the security measures, but you always manage to find a vent to crawl through
The worst part? You don't even know about her truly evil plans. You just heard "Secret Lab" and made it your life's goal to interfere
Tried to win you over with her charms, which backfires because now the employees think she's into you and start letting you into the foundation
She sent Lillie after you once to distract you while the lower levels went on lockdown. She returned to find you two playing dolls, hers being an Aether-researcher and yours being a very interested intern with lots of questions
Gets bored on days you don't show up and reduces security measures again so you have more of a chance to get in
Lusamine knew better than to trust the peace and quiet. You found your way into Aether Paradise every day this week, past the armed guards, past the Obstagoon she imported specifically to keep you out. So now that she couldn't find you, she started getting nervous. Did you make it to the labs after all?
She got her answer when she found you in the canteen, munching away like you belonged there. When you saw her approach, you waved her over.
"Wicke let me in" you explained, crumbs clinging to your face. Lusamine wanted to wipe them off. Uh, wanted to wipe that smile off your face. Yeah, that.
"Wouldn't give me a tour though. I was about to go snooping myself, but I overheard someone praising the cheesecake. Had to investigate."
Sighing, Lusamine crossed her arms. "This makes me look bad, you know. Everyone thinks we're dating, and now you eat in the canteen alone? What are my employees supposed to think?"
She picked up your plate, carrying it in the direction of her office, you hot on her tail, grinning from ear to ear.
Rose
Delighted to have all your attention on him
Is convinced you only do this to get closer to him. After all, everything he does is for the better of Galar, so why else would you go after him?
Made you an ID-card so you would stop breaking the code panels at the entry door
Flipped out when you spent a week investigating Team Yell instead. Had Macro Cosmos operatives escort you out of Spikemuth and back to Hammerlocke. You were severely confused
Keeps inviting you to dinner. Keeps getting turned down
It's been 3 days since he had seen you, and Rose was getting nervous. It wasn't like you at all to not even send a threatening email, and he was starting to think something might have happened or, even worse, you gave up on investigating him.
Nothing seemed to be working. He "accidentally" sent you a letter with "super secret documents" (fake, of course; he just wrote down the most outlandish research results he could think of), he even had two employees talk loudly about "evil research" under your open window- and still nothing!
It was on the fourth day whe he finally got a message from you. The second his Rotom Phone said your name, he lunged for it. You sent him a photo of your living room, filled with tissues and blankets.
"Sick, don't do anything evil while I'm down"
The next day, you woke up to a gift basket on your doorstep, filled to the brim with health food and medicine. The "Get well soon"-balloon seemed a bit much, though.
Volo
Most likely to crash out
He thinks he's so smart, and he tries to think of every little detail in his plans, so when you don't keep to the script – he's gonna blow a gasket
He is still unsure if you even know about his plans; you never let anything slip, but whenever you tell him about newly aquired plates, freshly caught legends or your Pokemon's advanced training, he couldn't help but feel like your grin was bordering on mocking
Usually, he is the one observing, appearing out of nowhere, and meddling with whatever he pleased. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, he is slowly getting angrier and angrier, the irony lost on him
Does he wish you would just disappear? Yes. Is he horribly lost when you're on a week long excursion and he has no one to bother? Maybe
It's a constant unfriendly competition between you two over who can annoy who more
It has been a quiet few days, and Volo was bored out of his mind. You were away somewhere in the Coastlands, and Ginter prohibited him from following, needing him to help organize the newest boatload of deliveries. It was dreadfully dull, and he bolted the second everything was put away. Now, he sat by the gate, waiting for his nemesis to return.
Seeing you approach in the distance, Volo met you halfway, trying his best to seem excited without actually getting excited, which would be bad because he absolutely hates you. Absolutely. 100%.
"Have you heard about the Prince of the Ocean, Volo?" Of course he has. You know he has. "Ready to meet him?"
What you presented to him was a blue little creature, not even reaching his knee. He imagined it more powerful, more intimidating, but he was pissed you found it first all the same.
"My, had I known I would be in the presence of such royalty, I'd have made myself more presentable! Great work as always, dear friend." He tried his best to seem cheerful, but you knew he must be fuming.
"Aw, don't say that. I find you very presentable. Anyway, I'll have to show this little guy to the Professor. See you later, yes?"
With that, you were off, along with Volo's boredom.
