Swaggolope

I am just a small creature trying to survive in this ever changing landscape.

[dogpuppy]

[snizabelle]

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[mynowherenothing]

[qrevo]

[batsandboba]

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

[falseknees]

Ferbruary

[1five1two]

[sergle]

this is so important

[pokemon-npcs]

[hakonohanayome]

[hakonohanayome]

[cute-catts]

[aniseandspearmint]

The mighty hunter brought home a WHOLE MAMMOTH aren't you impressed?

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i’ve spent my whole life chasing this high

[missladybirdhill]

[stonerparty]

[edgebug]

(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)