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@swagquisitor
DRAGON AGE PEOPLE HAVE SUCH EXTENSIVE DRAGON AGE OPINIONS
I AM AFRAID TO PLAY DRAGON AGE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW AT WHAT POINT I WILL START FEELING AN IRREPRESSIBLE URGE TO WRITE ESSAYS ON MY DRAGON AGE POLITICAL OPINIONS
THIS DOESNT HAPPEN WITH AMERICAN TRUCK SIMULATOR
Some of yall nerds really think like this
Just performed blood magic. Feeling ok
Since its original game, the Dragon Age franchise has shown a clear tendency to become less and less horny at every new game, even as they became bigger and more ambitious. In this essay I will
Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.
Solas: I suspect you have questions.
Inquisitor:
*burps to life from a lazarus pit filled with mountain dew*
yall hear sumn?
MY TWITTER MUTUALS ASKED PATRICK WEEKES IF CORYPHEUS WOULD BE INTO SEX AND HE SAID HEāD BE INTO ANAL
https://twitter.com/zebstriko/status/1040812830256193537?s=21
SOLAS EATS ASS ACCORDING TO WORD OF GOD
PATRICK
IM CANT!!?????
Iām so ashamed for you but also? You brave peopleā¦
ASMR Solas smokes a blunt with you and tells you why your heritage is dumb
iām gonna throw uppp āASMR you experience microagressions at a shockingly high rate to get ye olde smoked outā
Solas hoards his doinks because he only smokes native grown organic homeopathic weed from his native american themed bong even though its just regular weed laced with oregano and his dealer overcharged him for it
āhoards his doinksā followed by ānative american themed bongā literally caused my heart to stop beating
my dinner date who is a dragon age fan: i dont know how ANYONE could support Lord Compendium of High Fuckington after what he said about Sir Adamantius Clowncar in the chapterĀ āLast March of the Shitfiendsā, not to mention his abhorrent behavior towards Allstar of Smashmouthe which reeks of gloozlephobia. and it really pisses me off because those same people shit on Elannus Sleazebaggano for being ābigotedā against the High Born Gleepglops even though he has VALID REASONS to feel the way he does after the Fall of the Dyscoursium Fortress AND people forget how he saved Sephoraās life in that one cut scene, and frankly I just dont understand how
me: *desperately flagging down our waiter for the check*
got banned from the circle chantry services because i looked a templar in the eye and said āblessed are the meatbeaters champions of the nutā
please stop reblogging this i dont want my revered mother to find out
i like to start off every morning by sitting down with a big steaming mug of tea and contemplating the colossal bullet of human depravity and moral abyss i managed to dodge by never getting into dragon age
#I cannot deny that people that arenāt in to dragon age are just better morally sound people
Though to be fairā¦not sure a WoW name has a lot of room to talk. >.>
the nice thing about wow, or at least the closest you can get to there being a nice thing about wow, is that no one has any illusions about the fact that everything is garbage, which at least lends a nice sense of good faith and honesty that i donāt often see in like 300% of dragon age fan contĆŖnt
CONFESSION: Ā Ā
Ā I wish Halla would interact with Elven Inquisitors, seeing how you are of a Dalish clan and the Halla being held sacred to your culture
I wish halla would eat shit
Iām losing it. you know when youāre doing the Urn of Sacred Ashes and you have to do that puzzle with your companions? Well if you donāt bring anyone with you, the game will give you some Ash Wraiths so you can complete it.
thing is i didnāt know you could leave with them and just, go on with the game
listen bann teagan im going to make you an offer that you canāt refuse
reminder to Dragon Age fandom
mage oppression is not a real life issue
you should not treat it as if it were
the mistreatment and oppression in fantasy/sci-fi worlds of groups of people with goddamn superpowers is never a good metaphor for the way real-world oppression, exploitation, and colonization works
Anders is not the one true social justice hero of Dragon Age II
Isabela, Merrill, and Fenris are also meaningful explorations of personal responses to oppression and marginalization; dismissing them as second fiddle to Anders is a minor injustice in itself
you should not be excusing Andersās asshole behavior because āhe fights the good fight for mage rights!ā
just to be clear, Iām not talking about blowing up the chantry; there is a valid and complicated debate to be had over the use of violence by oppressed people, even if DA2ās handling of it was ham-handed and poorly-plotted
Iām talking about his single-issue focus, his casually unexamined male/human privilege, his sexist slut-shaming treatment of Isabela, his racist and demeaning treatment of Merrill, his total lack of interpersonal respect for the people around him
if Anders were a real human being on Tumblr youād be calling him out constantly on his blatant displays of privilege instead of romanticizing his issues (I hope)
stop, just stop. You can love a character and even appreciate what their writing says about society without making it out to be a crusade for social justice.
I hate how much trouble the fandom has separating real life and fictional races/minorities.
Someone siding with the templars doesnāt make them homophobic. Gays canāt shoot fireballs or get possessed. And also elves arenāt real
also he fucks his cats
Something almost ALL of your companions can agree on:
āthe fuck is wrong with you, Inquisitor?ā
